A/N: I'm halfway though the tenth season…this little piece came to me during a break at work. Enjoy!
The gate's song – by Lieutenant-Colonel Cameron Mitchell
I like it best when it turns blue
Our face illuminated by the shimmering
Awaiting, so calm and serene under the sirens
For the five of us to smile grimly and go through
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This is the path to a new adventure
Where we, again, will probably die
But who cares, for under the azure
We will win this war for all time
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Round an round it goes around
Lock that chevron Walter, let's go!
Come on, we don't have all day,
We have to save the world before Monday!
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Carter needs to finish her calculations
About that new superstring theory thingy
Teal'c is needed for that revolution
That's threatening to turn awry
Daniel's salivating over another tablet
Found in a decaying Ancient city
There's a chance it'll reveal the secret
To get Vala to behave eventually
As for me, you have to understand
That I need to be here absolutely
For Monday night at the commissary
They serve the best roast beef for the men.
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Please, get O'Neil to sing the song
Over there in Washington
To put this show on the road
'Cause we're eager to unload
In the face of the blasted Ori
Three lit'l bombs and then, goodbye!
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Gather that gate address already
And start the dialing computer
Walter, my' boy, we're getting itchy
Of bad news don't be the bearer
For if we're not out there soon
We'll miss the meeting at noon!
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Round an round it goes around
Lock that chevron Walter, let's go!
Come on, we don't have all day,
We have to save the world before Monday!
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General Landry, tell me you're the man
To stop the stupid finger pointing
And let us go on our merry way
Leaving behind all the bickering
Far under the Cheyenne Mountain
Hopefully before the end of the day
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Call in some favors, I don't really care
All I want is to hear the go ahead
From one of the high brass thickhead
To find under my feet nothing but air
On my way to the final showdown
So that I can get back into town
In time for our next movie night
Next Monday before the twilight
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Round an round it goes around
Lock that chevron Walter, let's go!
Come on, we don't have all day,
We have to save the world before Monday!