SEINFELD
Zoom out to grocery store with grand opening sign in Jerry's neighborhood
PARKING LOT
Jerry and George are walking, George grabs a cart
Jerry: What are you doing, just get a cart inside?
George: No way, the prime carts are out here my friend.
Jerry: Whatta you mean?
George: Whenever I go inside I get stuck with that one cart where the wheel doesn't quite turn and it makes that little sound, you know rree rree rree.
Jerry: But that ones all wet.
George: Trust me, it's worth it.
INSIDE
Jerry sees Kramer by a coinstar machine, with a 50-gallon drum
Jerry: What's with the drum?
Kramer: Oh, Newman tells me these things cheat you out of change, I'm here to expose.
Jerry: What?
Kramer: Expose Jerry, expose!
George: I've tried it before it seemed to work fine.
Jerry: That's because it does.
Kramer: Sure, with small amounts of change, the big bucks, that's where it gets you. I'm counting one by one, they'll slip, you watch.
Jerry: All right see you later.
Kramer: Yeah, two fifty-eight, two fifty-nine.
George heads down an isle while jerry heads toward the bathrooms
George leaves his cart to grab some Chef Boyardee pasta; a store employee grabs his cart and walks away. George looks up to see where it went and he's gone
George (moaning): Whoahoho!
George walks to the front to grab a new cart, sees Kramer
George: So how's it goin'?
Kramer: Aww so far its exact, I'm having doubts you know.
George: Hang in there.
George grabs the last cart, as he walks it is jerking to the left, rree rree rree
George: You see this?
Kramer: Oh yeah, rree rree rree, I get mine outside.
George: So do I!
BATHROOM
Jerry thinks to himself
"This is a really nice bathroom, they have everything and it's all automatic. The toilet can flush itself even if your forty feet away, the hand dryer has different temperature settings, the store can afford all this, but not a single clock"
As Jerry exits the rest rooms he bumps into Elaine
Jerry: Hey.
Elaine: I'm not that impressed; all this place has is food.
Jerry (pausing with a stare): "GROCERY STORE".
Elaine: I know but.
Interrupted by same store employee in George's incident
Employee: Excuse me miss, you've been standing around for about a half-an- hour and you don't plan on buying anything do you.
Elaine: I'm just looking.
Employee: I'm not sure where you shop normally but we encourage purchasing here.
Elaine: Well maybe I'll take my business elsewhere.
Employee: No, I don't think so.
Elaine: What?
Employee: You can't resist a grand opening, why don't you get yourself a cart.
Elaine: All right.
Jerry still looking at the bathroom trails a few seconds behind
Elaine and jerry both thinking to themselves
Jerry "I should speed up, I don't like trailing behind"
Elaine "Should I slow down, he's a little behind"
Jerry "Naw if I catch up people would take me as some kind of a speed walker, to good to walk at a normal pace"
Elaine "Why doesn't he just speed up"
Elaine stops and Jerry speeds up past her, then they walk together as though nothing had happened
AISLE
George is pushing his cart, knocking over displays, bumping into people, using his entire body to steer
George: It's not my fault, the wheel sticks.
Old lady: Maniac!
George: I'm not making it up, listen to the rree rree rree, you can't fake an rree rree rree!
George sees his good cart
George: That's my good cart!
Employee: This was abandoned.
George: No really, it's my cart.
Employee: Maybe at one time.
George: Can I have it back?
Employee: Sorry, a man over at the coinstar requested it.
George: We'll see about this.
COINSTAR
Jerry and Elaine pass Kramer
Jerry: You know what I'm just gonna go ring my milk up and go.
Kramer: I'm starving, I'm gonna go over to the deli and get a sandwich, Elaine can you watch my coins?
Elaine: Su-
Kramer is already gone
CHECKOUT
Jerry puts his milk on the belt. The man in front of him puts down the divider.
Jerry: Excuse me, why the divider?
Shopper: Pardon?
Jerry: It's just that, my item was not that close to your goods, I don't see the problem.
Shopper: The problem is I don't want the clerk to ring it up on my bill.
Jerry: You don't think I'd stop them.
Shopper: No.
Jerry: So you're saying I would let you pay for my milk then just take off screaming and jumping with joy that I scammed you into buying my milk.
Shopper: That's right.
Jerry pauses
He grabs a five out of his wallet and throws it onto the belt, then grabs the guys potato chips along with his milk and runs out of the store
Jerry (From a distance): Where's your divider now?!
Elaine is watching the coinstar as the employee followed by George approaches
Elaine (thinking) "what is that sound?"
Rree rree rree
Elaine: Make that sound stop!
Rree rree rree
Elaine turns sharply knocking coins into the machine
Kramer returns to see this
Kramer: What are you doing, did you keep count!
Elaine gives a discouraging look
Kramer: Ruined, I'm ruined!
Kramer (over-dramatized): Why, Whhhhhyyyyyy!
Elaine (biting her lip): rree rree rree.
Music plays out
Zoom out to grocery store with grand opening sign in Jerry's neighborhood
PARKING LOT
Jerry and George are walking, George grabs a cart
Jerry: What are you doing, just get a cart inside?
George: No way, the prime carts are out here my friend.
Jerry: Whatta you mean?
George: Whenever I go inside I get stuck with that one cart where the wheel doesn't quite turn and it makes that little sound, you know rree rree rree.
Jerry: But that ones all wet.
George: Trust me, it's worth it.
INSIDE
Jerry sees Kramer by a coinstar machine, with a 50-gallon drum
Jerry: What's with the drum?
Kramer: Oh, Newman tells me these things cheat you out of change, I'm here to expose.
Jerry: What?
Kramer: Expose Jerry, expose!
George: I've tried it before it seemed to work fine.
Jerry: That's because it does.
Kramer: Sure, with small amounts of change, the big bucks, that's where it gets you. I'm counting one by one, they'll slip, you watch.
Jerry: All right see you later.
Kramer: Yeah, two fifty-eight, two fifty-nine.
George heads down an isle while jerry heads toward the bathrooms
George leaves his cart to grab some Chef Boyardee pasta; a store employee grabs his cart and walks away. George looks up to see where it went and he's gone
George (moaning): Whoahoho!
George walks to the front to grab a new cart, sees Kramer
George: So how's it goin'?
Kramer: Aww so far its exact, I'm having doubts you know.
George: Hang in there.
George grabs the last cart, as he walks it is jerking to the left, rree rree rree
George: You see this?
Kramer: Oh yeah, rree rree rree, I get mine outside.
George: So do I!
BATHROOM
Jerry thinks to himself
"This is a really nice bathroom, they have everything and it's all automatic. The toilet can flush itself even if your forty feet away, the hand dryer has different temperature settings, the store can afford all this, but not a single clock"
As Jerry exits the rest rooms he bumps into Elaine
Jerry: Hey.
Elaine: I'm not that impressed; all this place has is food.
Jerry (pausing with a stare): "GROCERY STORE".
Elaine: I know but.
Interrupted by same store employee in George's incident
Employee: Excuse me miss, you've been standing around for about a half-an- hour and you don't plan on buying anything do you.
Elaine: I'm just looking.
Employee: I'm not sure where you shop normally but we encourage purchasing here.
Elaine: Well maybe I'll take my business elsewhere.
Employee: No, I don't think so.
Elaine: What?
Employee: You can't resist a grand opening, why don't you get yourself a cart.
Elaine: All right.
Jerry still looking at the bathroom trails a few seconds behind
Elaine and jerry both thinking to themselves
Jerry "I should speed up, I don't like trailing behind"
Elaine "Should I slow down, he's a little behind"
Jerry "Naw if I catch up people would take me as some kind of a speed walker, to good to walk at a normal pace"
Elaine "Why doesn't he just speed up"
Elaine stops and Jerry speeds up past her, then they walk together as though nothing had happened
AISLE
George is pushing his cart, knocking over displays, bumping into people, using his entire body to steer
George: It's not my fault, the wheel sticks.
Old lady: Maniac!
George: I'm not making it up, listen to the rree rree rree, you can't fake an rree rree rree!
George sees his good cart
George: That's my good cart!
Employee: This was abandoned.
George: No really, it's my cart.
Employee: Maybe at one time.
George: Can I have it back?
Employee: Sorry, a man over at the coinstar requested it.
George: We'll see about this.
COINSTAR
Jerry and Elaine pass Kramer
Jerry: You know what I'm just gonna go ring my milk up and go.
Kramer: I'm starving, I'm gonna go over to the deli and get a sandwich, Elaine can you watch my coins?
Elaine: Su-
Kramer is already gone
CHECKOUT
Jerry puts his milk on the belt. The man in front of him puts down the divider.
Jerry: Excuse me, why the divider?
Shopper: Pardon?
Jerry: It's just that, my item was not that close to your goods, I don't see the problem.
Shopper: The problem is I don't want the clerk to ring it up on my bill.
Jerry: You don't think I'd stop them.
Shopper: No.
Jerry: So you're saying I would let you pay for my milk then just take off screaming and jumping with joy that I scammed you into buying my milk.
Shopper: That's right.
Jerry pauses
He grabs a five out of his wallet and throws it onto the belt, then grabs the guys potato chips along with his milk and runs out of the store
Jerry (From a distance): Where's your divider now?!
Elaine is watching the coinstar as the employee followed by George approaches
Elaine (thinking) "what is that sound?"
Rree rree rree
Elaine: Make that sound stop!
Rree rree rree
Elaine turns sharply knocking coins into the machine
Kramer returns to see this
Kramer: What are you doing, did you keep count!
Elaine gives a discouraging look
Kramer: Ruined, I'm ruined!
Kramer (over-dramatized): Why, Whhhhhyyyyyy!
Elaine (biting her lip): rree rree rree.
Music plays out