Star Wars
A Trooper's Day at Work
Writers Note: This is a comedy about a Clone Trooper and his many adventures on the front line of the Republic, interacting with other Clone's, random civilians and the Jedi council and visiting the many planets such as Naboo, Corusant, Tattooine. Hope you Enjoy!
Chapter One: First Day on the Job
Hi my name is Jordan, I'm a Clone of Jango Fett, it's kind of weird knowing that all of the army looks like you, and knowing we were created to do one thing. Fight. So why are you reading this, it's because it's my first day on the job, and it might be a pretty memorable one at that. I was being paired with this, annoying asshole Geordi, he was talking about nonsense, while we were guarding the councils doors.
"So I heard there was this dick, his name was Darth Maul, and he stabbed Qui Gon, I guess you could say he was, "Mauled"!" He joked while wolfing down, his apple slug stew with bimm mustard, which he got at Dex's Diner, "Ah fuck really dude, you just spat that shit, in my Yoda Soda!" I yelled in disgust, that Yoda-themed soda was like, twenty bucks, it was collecter's edition dammit.
"Well sorry dude were still friends right!" He howled at the top of his lungs, "Ok one don't call me dude, because I'm not your dude ok, second were not friends ok, we're just working together!" I shouted annoyed.
"Hey a please be quiet, and a what are your names?" A bearded man, I'm assuming a Jedi, politely asked, "Geordi and Jordan, were buddies, what's you're name!" Geordi awkwardly yelled, what a dumbass this is my first impression in front of a Jedi. A Jedi!
"Well my names Obi Won Kenobi, I am a Jedi master, and I have been sent to report both of you to Palpatine." He told us in a quiet voice, ah son of a bitch, I'm going to be fired, "Um Mr. Kenobi, I am not associated with this, scruffy looking nerd herder!" I demanded in defense.
"Who's scruffy looking?" Geordi asked looking dumbfounded, "You know who!" I bat back at him, "Well now I'm definitely reporting you two." Kenobi said while walking, slyly back into the Jedi chamber.
"Great look what you did, idiot!" I yell at Geordi, "Hey dude did you see Star Trek last night, Kirk was all like Khan! I mean it was awesome!" He howled loudly, "You know I'm done, non of this shit anymore, I hate you!" I yelled back at him while tipping the table, to spill his stew.
"Hey!" Geordi yelled at me, "Well guess you can say, you got "Stewed" bitch!" I joke as I walk to the Dex's Diner, for a cup of Keela.
TO BE CONTINUED
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