10 Things NOT to do at Hogwarts
Disclaimer: Do NOT own HP and I am not making money from these stories.
Author's Note: Yes, there are fifty million of these, but these are a LITTLE different, and not too much Hufflepuff bashing. (:
#1. I must not make a buzzing sound whenever I see a Hufflepuff.
#2. I must not draw a sad face on my arm and claim it's the new dark mark.
#3. I must not recommend my hairdresser to Snape.
#4. I must not tell first years Snape just loves random hugs.
#5. Slytherin's will NOT be referred to as "Snape's bitches".
#6. I must not tell first years that I'm Voldemort reincarnated.
#7. I must not draw a scar on my forehead and tell everyone I'm Harry Potter's twin.
#8. I must not follow Draco Malfoy with a crucifix or splash him with holy water "just for fun".
#9. I must not hex Percy Weasley at every opportunity.
#10. I must not wear a red wig and claim to be a long-lost Weasley.
Just a few random things that were in my head (: Hope you enjoyed. Peace x.