CHAPTER 2-THE WEIRD DREAM

Hmm so im back but this time with pain orochimaru and naruto and sakura's doin a small part enjoy. Desclaimer-I dont own naruto cause if I did naruto would be able to use water style.

NARRATOR-So as usual we are in konoha's hot afternoon and naruto has eaten his afternoon ramen which was extra tasty and so now was the time to train! hmm naruto get up it's the time to train sasuke's waiting for you naruto hey naruto. Get up will you lazy someone oh no sorry something get up or sasuke's gonna screw you. So as you can read he is sleeping but I can't finish the chapter just cause he is sleeping lets see what happens

NARUTO'S DREAMS

"Owww Naruto your body is so strong , you are so sharp, you are so tall do you drink horlicks?" asked sakura

"nope I drink complan I am a complan boy" said naruto cheering

"well horlicks's better why don't you buy that just for me please naruto please" said sakura pleasing naruto

"All right anything for you sakura " said naruto

next day (IN DREAMS) naruto was in a konoha's mall whose name was "I am going to be a mallokage mall" (THE STONGEST MALL IN THE VILLAGE)

"hmm lets see 50% sale that's good so I am going to be a mollokage mall is really good mall and I am sure I will vote for you you will win the mallo election if you do booth capturing for sure after all I will vote for you"

NARRATOR-MY GOD WHY IS EVRYTHING WEIRD IN THIS DREAM
OF COURSE IT IS WEIRD SINCE IT IS THE DEAM OF A WEIRD

And so naruto is in the mall searching for horlicks as sakura told

"here I found it it's the last one though I am lucky no one has taken I yet let me get it before someone else gets it " said naruto

"at last almighty pull" said pain

Puuum

NARRATOR-The horlicks was in pain/nagato's hand

"HEY red headed guy it's not fair I was looking at it it belongs to me please give that to me if I grow more taller, more stronger, more sharper sakura will marry me all the girls will fall for me in the village" said naruto charmingly

" I am pain I am god and it dosen't mean that if you look at something it belongs to you that way I am looking to you so does that mean I own you?" asked pain

"well yes pain but, no pain" said naruto

" I am pain I am god so you are naruto the knucklehead hyperactive ninja ….dog" said pain

"Ninja dog? I see this fic is getting far popular then I expected so I must hide my reputation" said naruto

"I am…." Said pain but he couldn't complete it sentence since naruto spoke

"You are pain ,You are god will you stop saying that annoying line?" said naruto

"I am pain , I am god alright I will try but for now this horlicks is mine no one can take it from me" said pain

" Hey if you are pain and you are god then why do you need horlicks and you look so small so dull and so weak how are you god? I am naruto I am quubi's jinchuriki" said naruto

"I am pain I am god well…..cause even though I am a god I am a human I give you all life I make you what you want but my height is too small and I look so dull and weak so my wife nail has told me to get horlicks so I will grow taller stronger sharper" said pain

"Ahaan my horlicks I wan't it "someone whose only shadow could be seen said

"now whom is it we didn't complete our fight so please can you take that receipt and wait in the line. And pain why do you keep repeating that line that you are a dog? I am naruto I am quubi's jinchuriki"said naruto

"I am pain I am dog ? Oh ya you mean god so you really are the hyperactive knucklehead ninja dog urinatingmaki naruto yeah and I repeat that line so people really think I am pain and am a god" said pain

(NOTE-MAKI IS JUST SIMPLY ADDED TO RYME )

"urinatingmaki naruto? I am susumaki naruto(the one who pees=urinatingmaki naruto) I mean uzumaki naruto I am naruto I am quubi's jinchuriki" said naruto

"Are you all done cause according to the receipt all you had was 5 minutes max and this is is going on for 6 miniutes" the person whose shadow was seen spoke

"allright orochimaru you can come and have a quarrel with us I am naruto I am quubi's jinchuriki" said naruto

NARRATOR-HMM BUT CAN WE ALL PLEASE STOP REPEATING THE LINE

"Allright "

"Ok"

"Sure"

All of them said in unision

NARRATOR-so who is gonna take this horlicks? we all heard naruto's, pain's reasons so only you are left orochi

"HAII orochi?" asked orochimaru

NARRATOR-yeah cause you are a lot cute and handsome

"Beware orochimaru the narrator has a liking to you" said naruto

"All right so my wife kabutari has forced me cause she is pregnant and doctor said she has to grow stronger or else she and her baby will die ahhahh" orochimaru was crying

"Hmm can we turn off the stage lights it's….you know not a drama and by the way when did kabuto become kabutari and become pregnant? Wow orochimaru have to hand it to your experiments I never knew they were gender changing too"

FROM SO FAR Gaara and Kimmimaro were seen

"give me horlicks fast give me naruto" said gaara

"gaara why"? asked naruto

" I was having fight with kimmimaro and we are out of energy "said gaara

"well then drink red bull" said pain

"hmm tried already but that's out of stock"said gaara

"give me the horlicks" said kimmimaro

"I have got a idea lets vote the one one with maximum vote wins all the horlicks for himself" said orochimaru

"ALLRIGHT"

All of them said in unision(a single voice/together)

AND SO THE RESULTS WERE EVRYONE GOT ONE VOTE CAUSE THEY VOTED FOR THEMSELVES

And now everything was serious they all were burning in flames when…

"oh there it is thank you pain"said the person

"and you are…..?" asked pain

"the owner of this mall I need the horlicks thank you" the owner said

AND THE OWNER TOOK THE HORLICKS

AND A WAR BEGAN WITH EVRYONE HITTING EACH OTHER FOR HORLICKS

WHEN…

"Everyone stop" sakura said

"If you give me the horlicks bottle I will tell you something" said sakura

NARUTO THOUGHT THAT

"Sakura would bath with him"

OROCHIMARU THOUGHT THAT

"sakura would let him touch her feet"

Pain thought that

"She would marry him"

Gaara thought that

"She would remove all of her clothes and stand in front of him"

KIMMIMARO THOUGHT THAT

"She would become his girlfriend"

THE OWNER OF THE MALL THOUGHT

"She would tell him that he was the best person on earth(most handsome)

"and sakura told I need the horlicks bottle for Sasuke " said sakura

EVRYONE FAINTED AND SAKURA TOOK THE HORLICKS BOTTLE FROM THE OWNER

AND BOOM NARUTO AWOKE TO FIND SAKURA NEXT TO HIM AND ASKED "NARUTO CAN YOU GET ME A HORLICKS BOTTLE"?

HMM YEAH THIS WAS A LONG ONE BUT A LOT FUNNY ONE HOPE YOU LIKED IT PLEASE REVIEW AND TELL ME IF IT IS GOING ABOVE K+ RATINGS I WILL TRY TO UPDATE IT SOON AND NOW I AM ALMOST OUT OF IDEAS I CAN STILL RIGHT 1-2 chaps PLEASE REVIEW SO I KNOW MY TIME ON THIS FIC ISN'T A WASTE AND GIVE ME IDEAS