Tony loves a good prank, but what happens when he goes too far and for all the wrong reasons? Everyone will be effected but will everyone come out alright? Intened McAbby, maybe a hint of McKate or TATE.

TO ALL MY READERS: I may take a bit to update cause I'm in year 11 and I'm getting Math homework ever day so far grrr

Okay, this is my first attempt at a McAbby story. If I get enough reviews, I will continue writing this, along with my stories (no I havent forgotten them). Also may have a pinch of TATE or McKate.

I wrote this cause it's an idea that wouldnt go away and wouldnt let me think about any other story. I'm hoping now I'll be able to continue writing Kill Or Be Killed (the 2nd chapter is half done) and my House story Everybody's Damged (I'm in disscusions on what Chase's deep dark secret will be. It wont be parent realated... maybe a little chase... hmmm...)

Anywayz, I'll stop babbling on... please read and reveiw!

Signed,

GallopGirl.


McGee bounced around Kate's desk like a kid on candy, as she wrote him some sort of list. Tony watched McGee with mild interest before making his way over to his two co-workers.

"Hey, what with all the… smiles…" Tony questioned, a sly smile spread across his face.

Kate gave McGee a warm smile before turning to Tony.

"Gibbs has assigned McGee on his first stake-out, the Mills-Cole case…" She informed him.

The smile quickly dropped.

"You mean… the jewelry store we, me and you, were meant to be watching… together, alone in a car for the whole night…" Tony spluttered, despaired and grief dripping from his words.

Kate gave him an inward sigh, he was never going to change… however, she may as well enjoy his pain while it lasted.

"Yeah, sorry Tons… looks like you'll have return what ever you had planed for us and" she gave him an icy stare, almost mimicking Gibbs own.

"I never want to know what the was…" She then turned to McGee, who was still grinning like a giddy schoolgirl.

"You know, when you try to be like Gibbs, it's a real turn on" He whispered loudly, placing a hand on her shoulder.

She made a face of utter disgust before shaking him off.

"Yuck, and Tony, when you talk like that, you make me want to puke all over your Armani suit"

He took a few steps backwards before Kate turned back to McGee.

"Here's a list of things you need to bring, need to remember and some other details… we're leaving at 7pm sharp" She said in an almost order like tone.

"Sure thing Kate" He smiled, walking quickly away.

Tony watched him leave and turned to face Kate who was not even bothering to hide the pleasure she got from seeing him disappointed.

"Probie's gunna pay, they both will…" He thought darkly and stalked away.

-

They had been sitting in the car for four hours now, McGee in the passenger side, Tony in the driver's side and Kate in the back seat, getting some sleep in.

Tony glanced at his watch… him and McGee had sat in total silence for… two hours exactly, right after Kate went to sleep. Tony though he should try and make some small talk…

"Soooo do you have a girlfriend?" Tony started, not taking his eyes off the store.

McGee rolled his eyes, knowing that was probably the only thing on his mind… he was surprised he hadn't already tried to jump Kate while she was asleep… nasty images came to mind so he tried to focus on the question.

"Broke up with my last serious girl three months ago… she got a modeling contract across country…" He sighed.

Tony fought to hold in a snigger. Probie with a model girlfriend… that'd be the day!

"But there is this one girl I'm interested in now. I think she's interested in me but I'm not sure what to do… I mean, we have a really good relationship, we'er like best friends" He said thoughtfully.

"Well, I know she's mine… even better than LtJaay119 and he's pretty cool but A… she is waaay cooler" He ended with a dreamy look.

Tony looked over at him, eyebrows raised.

"McGee, I aint your shrink… and if I wanted your life story, I'll ask."

McGee went all red and returned to watching the store.

That's when Tony thought this was the best time to put his plan into action.

"Look, I'm gunna go grab us some coffees… I think it's time for Kate to wake up so you do that while I'm gone" He ordered, getting out of the car. McGee climbed out a few moments later, going to the back door. He opened it to find Kate sleeping peacefully but he was at the wrong end, he could see her feet were tucked in neatly.

Before he could turn around and shut the door he felt a shove from behind and soon found himself lying on top of Kate. Kate woke with a start, trying to leap up, screaming bloody murder to who ever was on her. It was now pitch-black in the back of the car, now the door was closed. She swung one fist round and heard a grunt as she made contact.

"Oww Kate!" The familiar voice snapped. "Would you stay still!"

"Tim?" She questioned.

"Yes Kate…" He said, as she felt a warm drip fall on he face, running down her cheek.

"Shit McGee, I think you bleeding…" She quickly felt for his face, gently running her fingers and she found the source of the blood.

"Crap, I think I split your lip… we better get you to a hospital." She glanced at the front from where she laid, McGee still on top looking down at Kate.

"Where's DiNozzo?" She questioned slowly.

"He went to get coffees. He told me to wake you up then someone shoved me in…"

At that moment the car door opened and Tony leaned against the doorframe. Without looking in, he said in the most Gibbs-like fashion.

"Guys, let's keep this professional"

-

McGee sulked in to the office, Kate by his side talking to him quietly. They both looked tired and warned out. Abby sprang out of nowhere.

"Hey guys! OMG McGee, what happened to your lip!" She went to touch his stitched up lip but he pulled away, it was still a little tender. Kate wore a look of guilt on her face. She was about to question them more when Gibbs stormed up behinde them.

"Abby, lab!" He barked, giving the two a deathly stare.

"You two come with me" he ordered.

Abby stood where she was and watched the two sulk after Gibbs. Something was up.

Abby returned to her home away from home, her lab. Out of everyone at NCIS, including Ducky down in autopsy, she had the biggest office and workspace, and she was proud of it. She turned her music to her usual heart shaking, ear killing high and got to work. She grabbed this and that; filing them in a way only she knew, put something into a machine and pressed go. She listened to it hum sweetly away for a while before returning to her desk and sat down. Now she was bored.

She glanced over at the little space she had set up for McGee. Sometime work required the two of them to work together, but over the last few months he had been down at the computer at least thrice every day. And she would be more than happy to admit she liked to company. He was sweet and cute in a geekish sorta way. He always made her laugh. And all the times she could feel him watching her, scoot across the room, bending down to pick up a pen. She laughed out loud this time as the memory came back.

Shifting through some papers, Abby didn't notice she was about to nock her pen of the table before it was too late.

"Naww shoot!" She snapped, leaping from the chair to were the pen had rolled too. This caught McGee's attention and he watched her scramble towards the pen, then bend down. She had a nice ass, he thought, then stopped… had he just though that? But he couldn't help it, he kept watching.

Abby could feel him again, still bent over she turned around slowly, catching him in the act.

"See anything ya like?" She questioned with a grin.

"Sure do…" He muttered before going wide eyed, snatching the work he had brought down and almost running out of the room.

Suddenly Abby felt something, a feeling she had only felt once. A tingly feeling the spread from her heart out. It was only a feeling she had felt once before, when she had found her farting toy. True love.