Once upon a time in a crappy place riddle with war and death, there was a cat. This cat was named Nova, he enlisted in the war, which sucked balls, and he enjoyed running around and kicking down doors.
One day Nova kicked down a door and shot the watermelon this scrublord was eating, then he shot the dude. After that stuff happened he went to the basement and found this amazing hole, he tripped over a line that was painted on the floor and fell in head first.
Then Nova fell out of a tree because why not. He also hit his head on a rock and blacked out. When he woke up his head was bleeding and he looked around. In the distance he saw a giant Farmhouse surrounded by fields. He walked over to the house and as he got closer he saw that there was a bunch of bunnies. A young bunny shouted and ran to the house the rest of the horde followed, and when Nova arrived at the porch no one was there.
Then out of nowhere a chubby bunny with a double barreled shotgun kicked the door open and said "Who the f**k are you,and what do you want."
"My name is Nova, and i have no idea what happened" replied Nova
"My name is Stu and leave here immediatly.""If you're going to shoot do it, I welcome death boi."
And then Nova left because he was bored and hoped a train going somewhere. All he hoped for was that there was some sexy cat girls there, he also hoped they liked the black short shorts, and yellow tanktop he was wearing.
He also just remembered he had a .45 ACP handgun with him, and his favorite one handed battle axe that he named Cynthia.
I hope you enjoyed this piece of garbage, and yes i have some mental problems. Yiff will happen behind the scenes, but not kinky stuff, that is for the public.