A short time ago, myself, my roommate Makoto, and our friend Rob-chan were talking, and Makoto-chan threw out the line "Jingle bells, Rezo smells." Lo and behold, Rob turned out to be a pretty good filker. ^_^. So, for the next several days, I'll be running a series of Slayers Christmas filks brought to you by him. Enjoy!
The one that started it all . . . .
(as sung by Zelgadis Greywords, in a Santa suit, with a sprig of holly behind his right ear)
Jingle Bells
Jingle bells, Rezo smells,
That's because he's dead!
A Dark Lord ripped his body up,
And Lina took his head. Hey! (slight poetic license, but oh well. ^_^)
Jingle bells, Rezo smells,
Lying in his grave.
His nails are long, his eyes are gone,
And he really needs to shave!
^_^
More tomorrow!