Lightning-Dono: Yes, another foolish fanfic. I'm not taking this one too seriously. The chapters won't be very long, plus I won't condemn this one to a Spelling and Grammer check as I do with most all of my other fanfics.

(Inspired by Americal Idol...kind of.)

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Announcer: Welcome to 'Yuugiou Idol'! All characters are forced to sing something, and if they don't...Not good for them! The judges will send them down. Now, I present you the judges!

((Table of judges is displayed by a large, red spotlight))

((Audience claps witheringly))

Announcer: The judges are - Leichter!

Kaiba: Dang...

Announcer: Ghost!

((Ghost bows))

Announcer: o.o Uh...Haga!

((Haga sprays 'Insect Growth' around the base of the stage))

Announcer: And that's it! Now, the rules for this are simple - The contestants are to sing a song. Any song. The judges will then pass certain contestants to the next round! And the next! And the next, and the next...

Yuugi: Aiyiyi...

Announcer: Until a winner is decided! With that said, let's begin! Our first contestant is...((drawing names from a black top hat)) Mr. Kaiba Seto! Please step up on the stage.

((Kaiba walks up the stage, bugs from the 'Insect Growth' surrounding him))

Announcer: Let's see how he can astonish us! Begin!

((Kaiba stands in the middle of a swarm of insects, holding a piece of paper infront of his face. Then sings in a deep, drool-worthy voice...kind of))

Kaiba:

"Win dain a lotica

En val tu ri

Si lo ta

Fin dein a loluca

En dragu a sei lain

Vi fa-ru les shutai am

En riga-lint

Win chent a lotica

En val turi

Silota

Fin dein a loluca

Si katigura neuver

Floreria for chesti

Si entina

Lalala…

Fontina Blu Cent

De cravi esca letisimo

Lalala…

De quantian

La finde reve

Win dain a lotica

En vai tu ri

Si lo ta

Fin dein a loluca

En dragu a sei lain

Vi fa-ru les shutai am

En riga-lint"

((Kaiba bows))

Announcer: That was quite a display! Tell us, Kaiba, what song you sang and what language!

Kaiba: Simple. It was 'Sora' and the language is Ancient Romanian.

Announcer: Impressive! Judges, please state your opinions!

Leichter: I could sing better than that any day! His voice was all muffled and it echoed behind him because of that wretched piece of paper infront of his face! And he sang it too loud! And-

Anncouncer: Judge #2, please!

Ghost: It was okay. Except he sounded a bit dull, you know? No energy whatsoever.

Kaiba: ...Jerks.

Announcer: And Judge #3!

Haga: It was okay, but what was that he had infront of his face the whole time!?

Leichter: Lyrics, I'll bet. ((stroking beard knowingly))

Announcer: Will he pass?

Leichter: We're busy subtracting points from his score right now.

Kaiba: And why is that?

Haga: Fool! You had lyrics!

((All three of them are using calculators))

Leichter: Ah, he passes. ((growl))

Announcer: Mr. Kaiba Seto advances onto Round 2! Well, folks, now is the time to grab those drinks and snacks, because you're in for a long show!

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And now, some credits.

-The song that Kaiba sang is 'Sora' from 'Vision of Escaflowne'.

-The source of the lyrics is Animelyrics.com

=) Enjoy!