Peanut Butter eating contest
"Hello, I'm your unflappable host Jesse J. Alker, son of the wonderful Aphrodite." A boy in a shiny tux announced.
"Our first contests are Tyson..; um does he have a last name? I need a last name." A pretty girl with glasses runs up and whispers in his ear.
"Okay, Tyson the Cyclops, Grover Underwear, uh," he looks at his cards.
"Underwood, Grover Underwood." Tyson and Grover stand in fount of the massive pyramid of peanut butter jars. Jesse goes on and announces the other six teams.
"Alright, contests on my mark get set, augh make-up crew I'm feel like I'm melting." He cries out. The teams stop moving, one kid actually falls knocking the jars to the ground.
"Alright, where was I, right go, peanut butter fans eat!" Says with a big plastic smile on his face then he slowly backs away a look of utter disgust plastered on his face.
But this didn't faze our favorite duo. Tyson with his big hands scooped the peanut butter out then handed them to Grover who quickly ate them. One jar gone two, three, seventeen, the other contestants slowed down to watch some stopped all together. Twenty, twenty-nine, one more. Grover finished the last jar as Tyson shot to his feet, grabbing Grover and yanking him in the air.
"Tyson, uh Tyson put me down." Grover whimpered then added
"Please,"
"What? Done already, I just washed off my make up." Jesse complained.
He had changed too, now he wore a pair of ratty jeans and a sour expression.
"I'll be back; ugh you said it would take a few hours." Jesse accused no one in particular. He then stormed off.
"Hello, I'm back, I missed you too." Jesse said to the camera "Now it appears we have our winners, Tyson the Cyclopes and Grover Underwear, I mean Underwood. Congratulations to our winners, here's your trophy. Good bye my lovely viewers until next time, this is Jesse J Alker signing off" Jesse stood there smiling for a minute then hissed though grinning teeth
"Applause, hit the applause button." Suddenly the air was filled with the sounds of an imaginary audience then Jesse left and never came back.
The End!