I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh, McDonalds, Burger King, or Micheal Jackson.
"Would you like fries," Amelda said in a mechanical tone.
Seto Kaiba walked into McDonalds, he got in line. He'd been getting a bit pudgy lately and considered ordering a salad; unfortunately he didn't know that the salads were actually more carb-loaded than the burgers and stuff. Yami was sitting at a table sipping his large soft drink and chewing on his fries, while his one hand held the promotional Duel Monsters card he'd stole from some little kid's Happy Meal, the other and his half eaten Quarter Pounder. Seto came to the front of the line. "I'd like a Chocolate Cheese Chunk Chicken Salad, and that's all." Seto said.
Amelda hollered to the employees in back, "We need a number 54!"
Seto switched to the other line awaiting his heart attack. Amelda was just about to take the next customer when a voice called from in back, "Hey! Amelda your shift is over." Amelda walked back into the kitchen and saw a few of his fellow co-workers, Dartz, Varon, and Rafael joking.
"Hey Amelda," said Dartz, "What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?"
Amelda shrugged and responded, "I don't know, what?"
"They both put their 40 year old meat in 10 year olds buns!" Dartz laughed. Amelda chuckled at this. He passed by a grill, with flames shooting out of it and let off a loud one. The flame spewed upward, and touched the ceiling lighting the building on fire. Amelda, not noticing this, proceeded to leave, using the door the customers come and go through. Unfortunately the flames were now blocking that exit route, and that was the only one. Everyone in the building was now dead, either by flame or the smog with the exception of Yami, Seto, and Amelda.
Seto looked at Amelda," Should I tell Yuugi my true feelings for him?" He asked Amelda.
Amelda, having no care about either of those two people responded," Would you like fires with that?"
Kaiba sighed, "You see I'm not sure, I've tried before but I always choke up, so I really don't now."
Quite irritated Amelda replied," If you stop talking to me yes, if you don't, no."
"Yuugi! I have something to tell you!" Shouted Kaiba.
Yami looked surprised, "What?"
Seto fumbled, "Err... I. Uh am a better duelist than you!"
Slyly Yami replied, "And I have something to tell you, I am actually an ancient spirit of a Pharaoh, trapped inside the Sennen Puzzle Yuugi wears around his neck, it's not him you've been losing to, it is I, for I was almost always the one making the plays in those duels, and I have finally remembered my name, so you Seto can know the true name of the duelist that has defeated you, I am Atemu!"
By the time Atemu finished his little rant Kaiba had been burnt to death.
"Did you at least hear it?" Atemu asked Amelda who was now trying to break through a window to escape.
"Yeah sure why not, just help me break open this window!" Amelda said, as he slapped at the window like a pansy. Atemu came over and helped break the window, mainly by using the spikiest parts of his hair like knives to shatter it. They escaped and the end!
"Would you like fries," Amelda said in a mechanical tone.
Seto Kaiba walked into McDonalds, he got in line. He'd been getting a bit pudgy lately and considered ordering a salad; unfortunately he didn't know that the salads were actually more carb-loaded than the burgers and stuff. Yami was sitting at a table sipping his large soft drink and chewing on his fries, while his one hand held the promotional Duel Monsters card he'd stole from some little kid's Happy Meal, the other and his half eaten Quarter Pounder. Seto came to the front of the line. "I'd like a Chocolate Cheese Chunk Chicken Salad, and that's all." Seto said.
Amelda hollered to the employees in back, "We need a number 54!"
Seto switched to the other line awaiting his heart attack. Amelda was just about to take the next customer when a voice called from in back, "Hey! Amelda your shift is over." Amelda walked back into the kitchen and saw a few of his fellow co-workers, Dartz, Varon, and Rafael joking.
"Hey Amelda," said Dartz, "What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?"
Amelda shrugged and responded, "I don't know, what?"
"They both put their 40 year old meat in 10 year olds buns!" Dartz laughed. Amelda chuckled at this. He passed by a grill, with flames shooting out of it and let off a loud one. The flame spewed upward, and touched the ceiling lighting the building on fire. Amelda, not noticing this, proceeded to leave, using the door the customers come and go through. Unfortunately the flames were now blocking that exit route, and that was the only one. Everyone in the building was now dead, either by flame or the smog with the exception of Yami, Seto, and Amelda.
Seto looked at Amelda," Should I tell Yuugi my true feelings for him?" He asked Amelda.
Amelda, having no care about either of those two people responded," Would you like fires with that?"
Kaiba sighed, "You see I'm not sure, I've tried before but I always choke up, so I really don't now."
Quite irritated Amelda replied," If you stop talking to me yes, if you don't, no."
"Yuugi! I have something to tell you!" Shouted Kaiba.
Yami looked surprised, "What?"
Seto fumbled, "Err... I. Uh am a better duelist than you!"
Slyly Yami replied, "And I have something to tell you, I am actually an ancient spirit of a Pharaoh, trapped inside the Sennen Puzzle Yuugi wears around his neck, it's not him you've been losing to, it is I, for I was almost always the one making the plays in those duels, and I have finally remembered my name, so you Seto can know the true name of the duelist that has defeated you, I am Atemu!"
By the time Atemu finished his little rant Kaiba had been burnt to death.
"Did you at least hear it?" Atemu asked Amelda who was now trying to break through a window to escape.
"Yeah sure why not, just help me break open this window!" Amelda said, as he slapped at the window like a pansy. Atemu came over and helped break the window, mainly by using the spikiest parts of his hair like knives to shatter it. They escaped and the end!