Cordelia's point of view

Toothpaste, everything started with toothpaste.

I was walking down the halls of my shopping centre, searching for my favourite brand of toothpaste, when lo and behold, it was the only brand they didn't have. So I decided to get the next best thing. I started opening the caps of different toothpastes, because in my opinion, toothpaste is supposed to smell clean and fresh, there is no point in buying it if it doesn't.

When surely enough, someone bumped into me and I squeeze the current bottle of toothpaste all over the unsuspecting person. I began muttering and panicking until I looked up at their face…. and nearly swooned.

Back to reality, I looked at the mess I caused and sighed. I don't mean the normal sigh, I mean I the deep, very loud, grunt-like unflattering sigh.

'Well that happened' The guy was looking at me in the 'you are going to pay for the cleaning bill' way.

'ummm, right, how about this: I give you a 20, I'll pay for the, um, empty toothpaste bottle, and we call it even?' I gave him a cheshire cat grin. If he doesn't think I'm crazy yet, he definitely will now.

Scratch that, he grinned as well. Ok, so maybe he doesn't think I'm crazy if he returned my giant grin. Interesting guy, and very handsome, I would love it if he asked me out, despite the fact he's got white paste running down his shirt.

Eh, well, a girl can dream. We parted ways and will never see each other again.

Anyway, back to that toothpaste, I need my teeth clean and fresh for my start at high-school tomorrow.

And boy, was I going to have a déjà vu of my life at school tomorrow when my alarm clock didn't go off and I decided to brush my teeth at school, only to bump into and replay the exact situation with the same mystery man as today.

Add a few alien obsessed teenagers, a creepy lunch lady, an extremely short headmaster, a giant library, a secret garden, and plenty of drama, and you have my life for the next 3 years. Doesn't that sound like fun?