Tough Love
Plan 1
A Morning Full of Tough Love
It was a daze, cold crisp morning in the humonculi's house. A boy with spikey green hair awoke from the beatiful sunrise. He yawned getting up from his bed. Going downstairs to the kitchen he saw something set up, he went over seeing a little note as he read it.
"Dear Envy,
How are you? I know I've been off this week, so I wanted to apoligize for my stupidity. I made you breakfest, and a little boombox with music to sooth, your soul for the day.
Love, Greed"
Envy was to tired to understand what Greed was planning to do; but he was too hungry to even get anything. He decided to first play the boombox...
"DUDE LOOK LIKE A LADY!
DA NA, NA NA, NA NA
DUDE LOOK LIKE A LADY!
DA NA, NA-"
Envy awoke from the fright of the full volume boombox; throwing it at the wall, so the loud obxinous music would stop. He growled.
"I should've have known Greed would do something so low!" Envy looked at the pancakes...
"But he did make pancakes..." Envy thought, well he could think of a plan while eating. Plus he didn't want it to be a waste, so-he ate it and drank the orange juice aside from the plate.
"Ah!" The drink took everything down.
"Now!" Envy yelled, "I know what to do!" The smirk layed upon the homunculus.
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Envy remembers it takes Greed awhile in the bathroom. (Also Lust-but that's not the point...) Today Greed should a take a shower, well, why not have him the opposite? it might be the oldest, oldest...oldest! Trick in the book, but it worked-did it not? Envy took a bucket and filled it with everything that had only heads. (Greed hates that.) Like for example: Fish heads, -uh well animal heads-food heads, well you get the point. Envy chuckled setting the bucket on top of the door. And then, when Greed gets out after taking a clean shower having his body smell good with body soap, and his hair glistening in water. He'll be dirty all over again! Greed was waiting for a treat.
Greed admired himself in the mirror combing his wet fluffy hair. Finishing, he smelled the fresh smokey air. He grabbed the door knob turning it. He opened the door leaving out, as the smoke rushed out.
Clank-Bang!!
Greed's mouth was open as he noticed the disgusting smell of the fish. Taking it off quickly "ew-ing" himself out os it. He found a note...
"Thanx for the breakfest Greed!
Y Envy"
Greed growled, "ENVY!!" Greed yelled he marched to the slut wearing homunculus.
"Oh hello Greed..." Envy grinned.
"You bastard! Why the-" Greed got intrupted.
"I'm just returning the favor, Greed." Envy purred words out.
Greed grabbed him by his little shirt, "You little monster."
"I wouldn't be wasting time, Greed. You're stinking up the whole mansion." The oldest one said, "and you..."
Greed let go, growling stomping back into the bathrooms. oh-he was going to get it back. Oh but much worse, it was going to be much, much worse!
Greed took another shower having to scrub the disgusting smell out. Greed couldn't help but to laugh of the idea he had in his head, while combing his hair, again. After that, yet again, refreshment. He walked out of the bathroom.
"Heh, heh-oh Envy is in for it now!" Greed walked into the living room setting little poppers on the floor. Since Envy walked around barefooted he wouldn't stand but to jump around or shall Greed say, "dance"!
Envy, guess-he was amazed Greed hadn't argued, or even done anything yet. It usually doesn't take the selfish doll this long. But why should he care? Well he might as well do whatever for now. He walked over going into the living room.
Pop!
Envy jumped, he stepped again.
Pop! -Pop! Pop! Pop! Pop! Pop!
Envy's feet begin to move.
"What the hell's going on!?" The homunculu complained not being able to help, but to jump.
Pop! Pop! Pop! Pop! Pop! Pop!
Greed walked by, "Yes, dance little homunculu, dance!" He walked away laughing.
"Grrr! Greed!!" Envy still jumping waiting for all of it to be poped-well almost about 5 minutes of that, it finally stopped...Envy sighed and fell over.
Well that surely was the most annoying thing that he had to do, and yet again, as the circle goes 'round. It was Envy's turn and Envy just knows how to get him back! Oh yes, making it a morning full of tough love.