-- OPENING CODEC MENU --
Naked Snake: "Hey...as I hide in this batch of grass to avoid enemy detection, I have a question for you, Para-Medic..."
Para-Medic: "Uh..okay...what is it?"
Naked Snake: "What are your sexual preferences?"
Para-Medic: "W-What? What kind of question is this?"
Naked Snake: "Exactly what do you look for in a potential boyfriend...or girlfriend..."
Para-Medic: "SNAKE, I'M STRAIGHT! YOU OBVIOUSLY KNOW THAT!"
Naked Snake: "Well...I just couldn't resist..."
Para-Medic: "You're such a ass, Snake! I'm ending the communication!"
Naked Snake: "Hold on! You didn't answer my question yet!"
Para-Medic: "I don't have to answer anything! Just go and kill someone and leave me alone!"
Naked Snake: "..."
Para-Medic: "..."
Naked Snake: "...baw..."
Para-Medic: "?"
Naked Snake: "BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!"
Para-Medic: "STOP CRYING! ONE OF THOSE SOVIET BASTARDS OR WHOEVER THEY ARE MIGHT HEAR YOU!"
Naked Snake: "BBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAA - Crab Battle - AAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW!!"
Para-Medic: "SHUT UP! SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!"
Naked Snake: "CRAB BATTLE! BABABABABABAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWW!!"
Para-Medic: "WHAT DOES IT TAKE TO MAKE YOU STOP CRYING?!"
Naked Snake : "BBBBBBBAAAAAA - Well, we could go on a date!"
Para-Medic: "...What?"
Naked Snake: "Yeah...we can have dinner together out by the river, it'll be a full moon...so beautiful...keh heh heh..."
Para-Medic: "Snake! I can't go on a date with you! Not only are you on a mission right now...but I have a boyfriend! Sure, I haven't seen him for a while, but still..."
Naked Snake: "W-W-What?!"
Para-Medic: "I might even get married to him soon, you know! Besides, with that weird question from earlier and everything, we can't be anything more than friends, okay?"
Naked Snake: "...I need a helicopter..."
Para-Medic: "A helicopter...?"
Naked Snake: "Yeah. I'm gonna fly back, find that sack of shit you call your 'boyfriend', and take him out of the picture! THEN WE CAN GET MARRIED!"
Para-Medic: "STOP IT! YOU'RE BEING UTTERLY RIDICULOUS! JUST STOP IT, OKAY? JUST STOP IT!"
Naked Snake: "WHOA WHOA!"
Para-Medic: "AT LEAST THINK ABOUT MY FEELINGS! I...I DO LIKE YOU ALOT, SNAKE! I REALLY DO, BUT...I CAN'T BE WITH YOU! I WOULD ALWAYS BE FILLED WITH A FEAR YOU MIGHT NOT COME BACK FROM THE BATTLEFIELD...AND...AND...I WOULD ALWAYS BE ALONE! SO...STOP LOVING ME! I DON'T WANT TO END UP LOVING YOU BACK!"
Naked Snake: "...huh..."
Para-Medic: "...Snake..."
Naked Snake: "So you really do love me, huh?"
Para-Medic: "I said I don't want to love you! End it already!"
Naked Snake: "Answer my question first! And then I'll get back to work!"
Para-Medic: "Fine! I like rugged muscular men who know not only how to please their women, but how to protect them too! Are you happy now?"
Naked Snake: "...What's your boyfriend's name?"
Para-Medic: "John Doe. Why?"
Naked Snake: "..."
Para-Medic: "..."
Naked Snake: "..."
Para-Medic: "..."
Naked Snake: "...That's a nice name. I hope I can meet him one day..."
Para-Medic: "You're a little odd, but you're a really sweet guy, Snake..."
Naked Snake: "Aw, garsh! You're making me blush! Ah-yuck!"
Para-Medic: "...Stop that..."
Naked Snake: "Sorry."
-- CODEC TRANSMISSION ENDED --