Chap is a British lad that killed cabbin merca. He died in 1689 on April, 1 cause he actually didn't die. He came up to captun amerka and was like breh die mofo and he like shot him in his leg cuz he don't shield his legs and then shot him in his face and he wuz like fooce roah dahhh and he died. then the almighty SCOOT came up on his hip and rad scooter and said zip zoom while Chap was on the back of the scooter staring deeply into Scoots helmet. Den Puppy B@#ch came in and jumped into the scooter because she wants to die from being a prostitute for 7 years and not getting paid well. URRRR. -- was supposed to be the sound of a puppy dying in pain. And da mayor made a reset center and he killed Resetti. mum now to make this HOT: The mayor licked the hell out of a popsicle. mhmm Fap Fap Fap.