AN: Well, here's another bunny!!!!!! Once again, I wrote this one in my lunch break. I find it highly amusing, and so does my brother, so, enjoy!
To say that the occupants of Hogwarts were exhausted, was an understatement. They were dead on their feet, and all were looking like zombies, including the Headmaster.
However, one early Saturday morning, people finally discovered the cause of their sleeplessness. Myrtle. It astonished them that one ghost, no matter how moody that ghost was, was the reason for a whole castle not to sleep for several days. When they discovered how, they were even more astonished.
Myrtle had stolen a musical string (a G to be more exact.), and had tied it between two pipes in her bathroom. Now, you wouldn't think that that string could prevent the occupants from sleeping, but it did. Myrtle had found an abandoned violin bow when she found the string. Many of you would have already put two and two together and come up with four, but for those who are one of the many occupants of Hogwarts, let me explain. Myrtle, when everyone was heading off to bed, would pick up the bow (don't ask me how, go ask Hermione Granger), and draw it across the string, producing a clear noise. Now, the vibrations of the string would collide with the two pipes it was tied between, causing the pipe to vibrate as well. The sound the pipes produced would travel through the other pipes, thereby keeping everyone awake. To say the occupants were annoyed was like saying a hurricane was a slight draught.
Asking the distraught ghost, the staff of Hogwarts got the wailing reply that 'that nasty Jonathon has been calling me names!' and a rather soggy bathroom and corridor.
Once the Headmaster dried out, he promptly called all occupants with the name of Jonathon to his office to be questioned. The four left an hour later, completely innocent. The staff were stumped as to who this Jonathon could be. It wasn't until they heard the Fat Friar yelling four hours later did they figure out who was calling Myrtle names. It was the one and only Peeves, whose first name just so happened to be Jonathon. After much threatening from the Baron, the Poltergeist finally apologised to Myrtle, albeit sullenly.
A week later, a four day weekend was declared as the staff had come to a decision that it was time to clean those abandoned storerooms out.