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"SURPRISE!" everyone said as Goku stepped through the door with Chichi
leading him in. "Wow guys thanks!" Goku exclaimed.
"Don't thank us thank Bulma she planned the party we just helped
decorate" said Krillin.

Yamcha sneaked over to Goku and whispered "except from that jerk
Vegeta - he just sat in the corner watching us".
"I heard that you bastard" Vegeta yelled as he paced towards Yamcha, grabbed his collar and dragged him outside out of sight. A shout and a
large explosion then followed. As the party went on the guests grew
more and more bored.

"Well... this is crap" stated Vegeta, as everyone looked. "I'm just saying".
"Don't worry guys, I have invented a food ray so food just magically
or scientifically appears".
"WHAT THAT'S AMAZING!" exclaimed every single Saiyan in the room
(basically Vegeta, Goku and Gohan). However, in a couple of minutes it
overheated and broke.

"You bastards - you made it go over 9000°c and now you've broken it!"
"We're sorry!" said Goku and Gohan, but Vegeta just scowled.
"I'm booooooooorrrrrrrrrrrred" said Gohan.
"I know - let's have some spirits and some wine in mine and Bulma's
bedroom. We have a giant stash under our bed for 'special nights in'
if you know what I mean.
"No, I don't know - what do you mean?" questioned Gohan.
"Nothing for you to know now let's go!" said Chichi. "You need to study".
"Me and Chaozu don't drink so we are off - bye!" said Tien as
he flew away.

Now there was only Piccolo, Goku, Vegeta, Bulma and Krillen but
suddenly a time machine appeared out of nowhere and out came Trunks.
"Hi I am here to defeat the androids... wait is that Goku - aren't
you supposed to be in space and then I kill Frieza but you say you
would have made it after I kill Frieza and King Cold - what saga is
this?" said Trunks, frowning.

"We have no idea but do you want to join our party?" asked Goku.
"Sure!" said Trunks, excited.

They all went upstairs, but then Android 18 came through the window.
"Hi, I heard that there was a party - can I join?"
"Who the hell are you?" asked Vegeta furious. "That's Android 18 - she came with her brother to kill Goku!" yelled Trunks.
"I haven't come with my brother - I just want some fun!" said #18.
"Graku what the hell are you doing; this makes no sense and it
clearly has a lot of shit wrong with it. You don't even know what
genre it is" Vegeta yelled at... well, me.
"Shut up Vegeta or do you want me to make your worst nightmare come
true" I said.
"NO PLEASE DON'T TURN ME INTO A WORM FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE DON'T!"
"No I meant calling you Bjita for the rest of this fic-"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-"
"WELL SHUT UP THEN. Also, no more breaking the 4th wall it is
annoying and I am trying to make it humorous but I think I am
failing".
"Okay, starting from now on lets just carry on as normal - so lets go
to Bulma's bedroom" said Goku he made everyone hold hands.

"Beam me up captain" he said whilst using I.T because he sensed a
power level in Bulma's bed room.