Welcome friends, to another example of the some people's absolute stupidity! This is a story written by Jo Bel and her boyfriend, Darryl, the author if the absolute monstrosity "jO bekke at HUgwRts"(which I have also written a commentary on). Let's try to stay sane. It will be difficult.

AN: Jo bekke: Hi dis is a stury that darrel nd I rote!111 If Darrel is co-writing does that mean he isn't editing? I fear for my sanity! Its rellygood!111 darryl rote darryls pont of vew lol No shit Sherlock.

Xhapter 1: Gndalf

JO BELKES PONT OF VEW!11 Why does that need three exclamation marks?

Helo mi nam is jo bele!11 I liv In da sire wich is in THG SOUTH!11111 Of course it is. I would expect nothing less.

I am a hobbet!11 so I liv in dis hole In ta groujnd. I liv there with mi uncle bilvo and mi bruther FRODO but hes NOT GAEE!1111 that's the most important thing to take away, he's not gay, just in case we were wondering!

I hav a bf hoos nam is DARRYL Her lack of imagination is painfully obvious in the fact that her boyfriend is the same in her stories and real life.

hes relly hot nd we do a lot of stuff 2gether!111111 anyhway

1 day I was walkin down the street nd ther was a BLAK perssun!11 OH NO!

"OMW!1111" Frodo said. Oh my wizard? Oh my word?

The blak persun said, "Im gae, nd the nurthuenurs will soon INVAD!11" I love it when people state their sexual orientation and intention of world domination when I first meet them…

SUDDNLY…

Gandalf shot a bunch of firwurks at him, nd he fell over ded. Well that was a pointless character.

"hello mi nam is Gandulf!111111" he said.

"relly I herd uncle bimbo talk about u!111111111" I said HAHAHA, bimbo!

"i knoe, lol, we faut a stupid northern dragon 2gedder!11" gandulf says. This ancient wizard is definitely going to say lol…

'Relly"

"UMmhumm!"

"so y r u here?"

"FOR BILBOS BIRTHDAY!11111 OF CURSE" Duh! Why didn't you already know that?

"o yah I forgets bout tahtt," we sed. Oh she did, she's just an idiot.

"Yes I knoe, then mabee we cun hav an adntur!1111111" Well that just ruined the rest of the story.

"THAt SUNDS AWSUM!11111111"

"ok well lets got 2 the party!1111"

We walked 2 the parte!111 Must have been an exciting walk if it needs exclamation.

Bimbo wsas ther, werin a party hat, and a kazoo!11111 "IM TURNIN 1111 just add an extra thousand years and tats very xcitein, nd mi nefew and neeces r turning 33 soo its prettee cool!11 THEN… darrel cam up Did he say that Darrel came up?

DARREL POV

I thote bout jo belle all dae. I b ote her sum flwers and got he r uncl a presnt, then I wnt to the party Haha, what's the bet she made him add that?

I sawe jo belle and run up 2 her!111

I gav her the flowers, amd .,. she said, "OMG I luv u!1" Cute *vomits*

Then Frodo was walkin towards the stag, buyt BIKDO sadi "And nowe I hav mi speech111: Shut down!

"O YAY dis is allwaes our favorite part!1" Frodo nd jo bele said.

I luv dat girl.

Bimbo said, "well I c most of da SUTHURNERS r her!" I also c dat sum STINKEE gae people cam!11 GO HOM LUSERS! Well that's a bit rude! But not at all unexpected.

THEN BILBO DISEPEERED!11111111

"OPMG!11111" We all screemd. Oh Pacman my god?

2 B CONTINUDE!1

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WE FOUND DA RIGN!11111111111111111 And that is pretty the whole next chapter.