The night talk

A/N: I have only written one dialogue in my life… So this was the second one. I'm not quite sure if I succeeded or not. : D

"Have you noticed? Seems like everyone's getting married… Havoc, Hawkeye, Fuery, Hughes…"
"Right… Havoc and Hawkeye got married. And Fuery too. Hughes has been married for years."
"Yea but… You know what I mean! Doesn't that cause you pressures?"
"Nah. We'll get married when you're older."

"What's that look?"
"Was that you mocking me indirectly? 'When you're older', I'm not a kid you know!"
"You are. And that was just me saying that I love you and I want to spend the rest of my life with you."
"Oh…"
"Yeah…"
"Err… But anyway, no one can tell what you mean! It's damn hard to tell what you're thinking."
"Sure. You just don't know how to interpret people normally. You seem to think that everything I say includes some kind of insult."
"Well I'm so damn sorry about that! I have a reason too since you're such an ass…"
"Of course I am, darling."
"Shut up. Well… you love me anyways."
"Good boy, you got that one right."
"Huh? I did? I wasn't really… I was just saying something…"

"Roy? Hey, don't fall asleep you bastard! I'm not done with talking yet!"

"Oh, come on! I know you're not sleeping! And stop smirking at me!"
"Who says I'm smirking at you? I'm smirking at my dream."
"Yea right! You always dream about me, so you are smirking at me."
"Ed… Come here."
"Uh, if you haven't noticed, I am here. And stop chuckling like that. Damn annoying…"
"I meant here."
"Hey, hands off…! Let me go!"
"Sorry, no can do. Never."

"So… I guess that was you saying that you never want to let me go…?"
"Yes. You've started to learn."
"I see… By the way, who says we are getting married?"
"I am."
"So that's up for you to decide?"
"Yep."
"Man! You're so… so fucking annoying! And a jerk! And the worst bast – umf!"

"…"
"So you think you can silence me by kissing me?"
"Damn. It doesn't work anymore?"
"Shut up…"

"Roy?"
"I'm sleeping."
"Right…"
"What were you saying?"
"Uh, nothing…"
"Hmh…"

"…"
"Roy…? I fucking love you."

"That was nice to hear."
"You… you weren't sleeping?"
"Nope."
"You shouldn't pretend to be asleep, that's fucking… disturbing!"
"Do you always tell me that when I'm sleeping?"
"Hell no!"
"Ah, you do… I can tell since you're blushing that roughly."
"Am not!"
"Goodnight, Ed."
"Jerk… Bastard… Senile asshole fucktard…"

"…"
"I love you too."