Black Ops Episode I: It's Just Beginning
Time: 10:30pm
(door opens)
Nick:
That sure was a great ski trip
Paul: You said it buddy boy
Nick:
Here, I got that (takes a bag from Paul)
Paul: Thanks, I'll go
check the messages
Nick: (follows Paul) I bet a lot of people
called
Paul: Probably. Ok well... (presses messages button)
Voice:
U hav 5 New Messages. First Message...
Daniel: Hey bitches. Hope
your having fun on your little ski trip. Listen some stuff has been
going on in Pa--
Paul: Yeah whatever
Voice: Next message
Annie:
Um hey--
Nick: Aw crap
Annie: Look, you haven't called me in a
while and I'm just wondering what the hell is going on. I mean, I
know you're still on that ski trip, but I haven't heard from you in a
while. Like, do you still wanna be together. I mean, I do, at least
if you're in, I'm in. But, look, call me. (End of message)
Paul:
So, are you gonna--
Nick: LEAVE IT! (message erased)
Paul:
Fine. Fine.
Recording: Next Message
Daniel: Hey guys, you might
wanna-- (message erased)
Paul: God damn, he is so
annoying
Recording: Next message
Annie: Look, you still haven't
called, I'm trying to give you your space or whatever the hell you
need. But, what about me... WHAT ABOUT US? DO YOU CARE ANYMORE?
(beep, end of message)
Paul: N-
Nick: DON'T! don't say a word.
(message erased)
Recording: Final message
Annie: Look, I'M
STARTING TO GET REALLY PISSED OFF HERE! WE HAVENT TALKED FOR A NUMBER
OF WEEKS, SO COME HOME NOW OR WERE DONE! (beep, end of message)
Nick:
(message erased) Look, let's just order some fucking dinner
Paul:
Okay, how about chinese?
Nick: Thats all you ever want. Look, lets
just get pizza
Paul: Whatever. I'll have pepperoni on mine
Nick:
Ok, well I want hawaiian so half and half
Paul: sounds good
Nick:
(dials)
Voice: Pinocchio's Pizza. Can I take your order?
Nick:
Yes, we'll take a large pizza, half pepperoni and half hawaiian.
Tyson Dorm, Number 124.
Voice: Okay. Half an hour.
Nick:
Thanks, bye.
They said half an hour
Paul: Ok well, I'm gonna
take a shower. I smell like shit.
Nick: You sure do buddy, u sure
do.
(40 minutes later) knock on door
Nick: God. Finally.
Can you get it, I'm on the toilet.
Paul: Fine. (opens
door)
Takeout girl: One large pizza, half pepperoni and half
hawaiian
Paul: Um... umm... oh yah... that's right
Takeout
girl: Okay. That'll be 16.55
Paul: (gives her a twenty) So, u have
a name by any chance
Vanessa: Yeah, it's Vanessa, what's
yours?
Paul: it's Paul
Nick: close the damn door, you're
letting the cold air in
Paul: (closes door) So... w--
Vanessa:
I got some time before I have to make my last deliveries. May I come
in?
Nick: Paul, we're out of-- oh, I see, well I will AHEM leave
you two alone (backs out of room)
Paul: Nick it's fine. Vanessa
was just leaving
Vanessa: I see. Well call me if you wanna do
something. Bye Pauly
Paul: (fast) Bye Vanessa (closes Door
fast)
Whew! that was a close one, ay Nick
Nick: What, the,
hell. She was totally hitting on you. U 2 totally had something going
there. Well you should at least call.
Paul: Maybe I will maybe I
won't. Look just leave me be.
Nick: I will , but... Wait a minute,
I know what this is about. Aw god I should have seen it. Look Paul,
You guys have been broken up for six months now. I know it hurts, but
you should really let go and move on. Trust me, it'll do you some
good.
Paul: Trust you? It'll do me some good? Move on? Oh yeah.
You're the perfect person to give relationship advice. Oh yah, you
got a girl back home who you havent seen in like three weeks
Nick:
Ok, you can shut up
Paul: Um, you haven't called her
Nick: Shut
up now
Paul: And she's pretty damn pissed at you. So i--
Nick:
I SAID SHUT THE FUCK UP. AT LEAST I HAVE A DAMN GIRLFRIEND. I'M NOT
MR. I-GOT-BORED-AND-DON'T-WANT-THIS
Paul: I know you're mad, so
I'll ignore that, but come on man, you're chasing her away. Grab it
while you still can. Don't let it slip. I mean you guys used to be
well, I guess lovey-dovey, what the hell happened with that
Nick:
Stuff, Paul, Stuff. College is a bus-
Paul: Don't gimme that crap.
I already used that. What's really going on?
Nick: Nothing. By the
way, I could ask you the same question. You're telling me don't let
her slip. You just let a fucking good opportunity for a date slip.
And your lecturing me? That's just great.
Paul: Look it's
different with me? Ok I--
Nick: How, how is letting some one slip
different with you than me.
Paul: Look fine. I'll call her. Not
now. Later. When I feel like it.
Nick: Really? You'll call?
Paul:
Yes, I promise. Look, let's drop this relationship stuff for now. OK?
I'm starving.
Nick: Fine. I'm starving too! (picking up pizza;
phone rings)
Paul: I'll go get it
Nick: Look if it's
Annie
Paul: I'll tell her you're not here
Nick: Good
Paul:
(Goes into other room) Hello?
Kimberly: Paul, oh thank god,
(sniffles) where's Nick?
Paul: Eating pizza. Hey, what's going on?
What's up
Kimberly: Well Dad and Rhonda* left for the weekend for
a ski thing. They said I could invite a couple of friends over, so I
called Mase and Samantha. So, they came over. We watched TV,
re--
Paul: Look, skip to the part where your sad or mad or
whatever
Kimberly: Ok, so, they came over, we did stuff, and went
to sleep
Paul: Ok, uh huh
Kimberly: Ok then I wake up after
hearing some crashes, a few bangs and a scream. I run to the front
and Samantha is there. She had woken up to do business, heard some
noises, went to go check, and saw a burglar. She screamed, things
crashed, I woke up, ran to her, and we didn't catch him, but she said
that it was a topless male in his mid or late teens. So, then Mase
woke up because she heard the noise and Samantha suggested that we
call you. So, I did.
Paul: Wow. Oh my god. Isn't this like the
third time this break in stuff happened
Kim: You forget when we
were at that rest stop in Denver and I was attacked by a masked man
in the ladies room. Also, that same fucked up summer, me and Samantha
were practically raped when we were with you and you guys were doing
orientation, but that time it was just like two drunk guys
Paul:
Oh yah. Holy crap. So, you think it's the same guy
Kim: Either
that or he has some friends. Look, I know Winter Break is almost over
and it's late, but we're all really freaked out, and...
Paul: Um,
oh wow geez, fine. We'll be there in like 1.5-2 hours
Kim: Fine,
we'll be in my room.
Paul: Okay, I'll tell Nick. We'll leave ASAP.
Ok, bye.
Kim: Bye, be here soon (click)
Paul: Nick, um that was
Kim, there was another break in
Nick: Oh my god. What the fuck?
Well we should go.
Paul: Ok well at least our stuff is
packed.
Nick: Let's go.
Paul: Ok, wow, we just got back
Nick:
Yeah, I know, it's been one hell of a year
(they leave)
almost
2 hours later (1am ish)
Nick: Geez, I'm tired
Paul: Well, we
are just... about to... turn onto... ah, Marion Avenue, here we
go
Nick: Oh thank god, my house isn't burned down (runs out
of car into the house)
KIM! SAM! MASE! SAM! KI--
Sam: Quiet
down, you'll wake the fucking neighbors
Nick: Well somebody's in
a bad mood
Sam: Shut up. It's one in the morning and the house
just got broken into
Nick: Whatever just show us the damage
Sam:
Where's Paul
(door opens)
Paul: Right here
Sam: Ok. so...
(walks into other room, Nick and Paul follow)
(Kitchen and Family
room trashed)
Nick: What...the hell? Who? Who?
Kim (walks in):
We don't know
Nick: Oh thank god sis, you're all right
So is
there anything else that may help identify this son of a bitch
Kim:
Wellllll, he
Sam: He left some stuff
Nick: What kind of stuff
are we talking about?
Kim: See for your self (Nick follows)
Nick:
Holy c--
Paul: Oh my god
(YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE spray painted
red in the hallway)
Paul: Too bad he didn't leave a name
Mike:
However, if we figured out what brand of spray paint this is, we
could trace it to some store who may have a name and or address on
record
Paul: I think it would make the most sense if we checked
peninsula hardware first.
Mike: Okay, but we better get some sleep
first
Paul: Fine, well I guess we'll bunk together in your
room
Mike: The usual. I take the bed
Paul: And I sleep on the
ground
Sam: Mmkayy
Kim: Sounds good
Paul: Well, good
night
Kim, Sam, and Mase: Good night! (doors close)
(next
morning)
Paul (sweating, wakes up fast): Ahh! Huh uh
Nick: What
the hell? Did you have one of your propheticky dreams again
Paul:
Not this time. This one was well, I dreamt that it was... prom night
again
Nick: Oh yeah, prom night. Wow, what an end of school
massacre that was
Paul: Don't remind me. I don't wanna remember
that drunk ass hole
Nick: He was our friend
Paul: He was never
really my friend, but he screwed us over.
Nick: Look, he had his
reasons. I made peace and you should too. Besides, it's ancient
history now. Right now, in the present, we need to focus on what
mo-fo ransacked my house and clean it up before my parents get
back.
Paul: Fine, let's have breakfast, then check out peninsula
hardware
Nick: I guess I'll get the pancakes started (Sam walks
in)
Well, look who's up
Sam: (yawn) What's for breakfast?
Nick:
I'm making pancakes
Sam: Okay sounds good
(Kim walks in)
Nick:
Hey sis. Sleep well. Are you okay? Im making pancakes.
Kim: Im
FINE. Okay?
Paul: Is there anything? Anything at all you can
remember about the burglar.
Sam: Wait a minute. I do remember
something. He drove away in a Jeep.
Paul: Well that does help?
Hmm. Hey Nick, do we know anyone who owns a Jeep
Nick: A lot of
people. Emily, Daniel, Avery, Kiki...
Paul: Yeah, we do know a lot
of Jeep owners. Well, guess we'll just have to wait and check
peninsula hardware
Nick: Okay. Breakfast is almost ready
Kim:
Good, I'm starving
(at the breakfast table)
Kim: So bro, how's
college so far
Nick: It's fine. I got 1 C, 3 Bs, and 2 As last
semester.
Paul: I got 2 Cs and 4 Bs
Nick: So's how's your final
year at Paly
Sam: Being seniors is awesome. Hey, I've been wanting
to ask you. How's Annie? She's called here a few times looking for
you.
Kim: More than a few. Like 7 or 8. What's going on with you
two?
Nick: Nothing, everything's fine. It's just a little
bumpy
Sam: Seems to be more rocky than bumpy. She seemed pretty
pissed a few times.
Nick: Look, I don't have time for this. Me and
Paul should get to Peninsula Hardware
Paul: Fine, Nick if you
don't wanna talk about it
Nick: I'LL Fucking CALL Her TOday. Okay?
Look let's just go.
Paul: Okay, bye girls, we'll see what we can
find
Kim: Byeee!
(At the hardware store)
Manager: Can I help
you two fellas?
Paul: Um, yah. Has their been any red spray paint
purchased from here recently?
Manager: Hold on, I'll check, what's
this in regards to?
Paul: Um, well...
Nick: Me and my friend
here are journalists and we're just doing an article on graffiti
and--
Manager: Say no more (checks computer)
Red, hmm, let...
me... see... uhh mmm
Nope, none in the records. Sorry fellas. Just
blue green and yellow
Nick: It's okay. We'll check
elsewhere
Manager: Hope you find what you need. Bye. Have a nice
day
Paul: You too. Bye.
(outside)
Nick: Damn it. Damn it,
Damn it.
Paul: Nick, there are other hardware stores in this
area.
Nick: I know, it's just... I wanna catch this son of a bitch
and strangle him
Paul: I know you do, I do too. Look let's go back
to your place and regroup.
Nick: Fine let--
Annie: (comes up)
Nick, god, FINALLY!
Paul: See you at home
Nick: Paul, Paul.
Damn it.
Annie: Well, I finally got a hold of you. No calls. No
texts. No letters. No e-mail.
Nick: I told you, college is very
hectic. Exams, essays. I'm extremely busy
Annie: Save it, I go to
Stanford. I know hectic. Look, can we sit down and talk
Nick: Fine
here are some tables (Pulls out chair for Annie)
Annie: See, see.
You're nice, polite, handsome, smart, but you never call. It's
like...like...you don't care anymore
Nick: Annie. I do care. In
fact, I care a hell of a lot about you.
Annie: Then what in the
hell is the problem
Nick: The problem. The problem is... I dunno,
maybe, I guess, It's like... well, things are moving... too... fast.
I guess. I mean we started dating senior year. We went to
prom.
Annie: Oh yeah, Prom. Geez. That went to hell
Nick: I
guess well we've been going out like a year, but, I just feel, I'm
not ready
Annie: Ready to what?
Nick: Committ. Like adult...
relations
Annie: First, just call it sex, people say it all the
time. Second, I'm not even ready either. In fact, I wanna be married.
Or at least engaged or in a hella serious relationship.
Nick:
Okay, I'm glad you feel that way. I mean, since we've been going out
a year, I figured the next step would be sex and I'm just not ready
for that
Annie: Neither am I
Nick: Okay, now that I know that,
I don't have to be scared of talking to or seeing you
Annie: Okay!
So we're good. You'll call
Nick: At least once a day or every
other day
Annie: That's all I ever wanted. Well that and to see
you more often.
Nick: I like seeing you too. In fact, I love
seeing you. You know what, I love you Annie.
Annie: I...thanks...I
should probably. I got a lot of stuff to um do. Bye.
Nick: Oh, ok.
That's the way it is. Fine. bye.
(Annie drives away)
Nick:
(yells) WHY? DAMN it (breaks down)
(Back at the house)
Paul:
Hey, so um, how are things.
Nick: Well, let's see. Um, I said I
love you. Then, she said thanks and left. So, umm, PRETTY FUCKING
CRAPPY I'D SAY!
Paul: Geez, that sucks
Nick: Look, I don't
wanna fucking talk about her anymore, so, what's next.
Paul: The
next logical place is OSH.
Nick: Sounds good, let's go.
Paul:
Okay. Sure you're okay?
Nick: It's fine! Leave it!
Paul: Okay,
okay. Let's head to OSH
Nick: That sounds like a plan. Let's
Okay
girls! We'll be back! We got our cells
Sam: Okay! Bye!
Nick and
Paul: Byyee!
(15 minutes later)
Nick: Okay, this better be the
right place.
Paul: I hope it is buddy, I hope it is.
(inside)
Hello, who is the Paint Expert here
Expert: That would be me. What
can I help you with?
Paul: Um, we are conducting a survey for an
art magazine by the name of Paint...Pickers and we were wondering
have you sold any red spray paint in the last few days or a
week
Expert: Um, ok... Let me check. I'll be right back
Paul:
Ok thanks. And your name is...
Expert: Brady, Brady
Zuteckaby
Paul: Oh that's, South African
Expert: No, native
american. Look, I'll go check right now
Paul: Okay
(Five
minutes later)
Brady: Sorry. There are glitches in the system.
Yes, in fact, we have sold a can of spray paint. In fact, it was just
yesterday that it was delivered to, well I probably shouldn't give
you the address, but this seems important to you, so I'll tell you
the street... Walter Hays Drive to some guy named Rick or Dick. I
forget anyways. So, was that helpful.
Paul: Yes, very. Thank you.
(Nick and Paul walk out)
Nick: Holy crap. You know what this
means.
Paul: Yes, I sure do. My brother is behind the
break-ins
Nick: Maybe even more
Paul: Possibly, Nick,
Possibly
Nick: Let's catch that bastard
Paul: Okay, lets go.
(speeds away)
