Alright, because I'm bored and no one has been reviewing my other story, I am making a little series of forth wall breakings.

Demo: Aye, and guess who's coming through tha hole!

Shut up Demo, anyway, this might not be funny now, but I promise it should get better, anyway, I have both teams gathered here to discus what they think of the current fanfics.

Spy: Fanfiction, stories written by crazed fangirls, and their about me, just kill me now.

Later spy, later, anyway, first topic: pairings!

Spy: oh god

One of the most popular pairings is spy and sniper.

Spy: Sacre blue!

Sniper: Alright, I'm leaving.

You both stay put, we're far from over.

Scout: Hey, do I get a girl? Do I huh? huh? do I?

You are usually paired with spy

Spy: Alright, will someone please kill me now?

Scout: What? I get paired with the spook?

Yes you do

Demo: what about me?

No one likes you Demo, you don't get anyone, the closest you get to a pairing is Engineer and soldier as your drinking buddies.

Demo: and people wonder why I get sauced all the time

Heavy: What about heavy? What happens to Sasha?

You and medic are usually paired together

Medic: Mein gott!

Heavy:….

Heavy, are you alright?

Heavy:….. Listen very closely leetle baby writers, Doktor is good friend, nothing more, Doktor is friend to everyone on team, and if anyone says otherwise, I will have to go get Sasha.

Pyro: Hudda hudda huh [what about me?]

I'm going to have a separate chapter about you pyro, as you're my favorite class and no one really knows what you are

Pyro: Yaaaaaaay! [Yaaaaaay!]

Engineer: Do I dare ask who I get?

You usually already have a wife back home, but you are sometimes paired with Pyro

Engineer: Pyro?

Pyro: hrrr? [Me?]

Yep.

Engineer: No comment

Pyro: Hur he huuuuuuuur hur hudda hur! [I will buuuuuuuuurn you all, burn!]

Soldier: What about me? I do not have time to feel love, love is for the weak, and I am not weak.

You are usually in love with the statue of liberty.

Soldier: Alright, that makes sense

Well that's about it for now, please feel free to ask questions for the team to answer!