REAL A/N: Hmmm, due to a random idea, this fic is slightly changing. It is now a sort of preview of the various Mary Sues that exits.

Thus I present our first Sue.

Our beloved Mary Sue is not only a BadSpelling!Mary Sue, she is also an InstantLove!Mary Sue. ...Also an Airhead!Mary Sue, now that I think about it.

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A/N: Lyke, OMG! I'm sooo writing this fic, and I luv it! W00!

Chappie 1: the Main Charcter

Esmerelda Flower Starshine was waiting impatiently.

Were are thos stupid Wesleys!? She thought angrily.

She had been waiting nearly 1 hour for the Wesleys to arrive.

All of a sudden, there were CRACKS all around her. She was surrounded by gorgeous redheaded men! Esmerelda shivered as they looked at here. 2 of them looked just the same. Those 2 looked at her, then at each other, than back at her.

"Hello there pretty lady. I'm Fred,"

"And I'm george, sexy thang."

Esmerelda giggled. "I'm Esmerelda, but you can call me Exxie!" She flipped her bright blue hair with long purple streaks (A/N: Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ::Gasp:: ooooooooooooooooooooo pretty!) back over her soulder, and beatted her long eyelashes. Her bright twinkling amythist eyes twinkled.

"Exxie!" a new one burst in, this one wit looooong sexy red hair, and an earring in his ear. "That's a beautifully gorgeous name. I'm William, but you can call me Bill."

"Oh, it's a pleasur to meat you Bill!" Exxie fluttered her lashes again. (A/N: Lets hope she don't' poke a eye out!) Bill imidiatly picked up all her stuff. Coem on," he said, "Let's get you back to the Borrow. You can stay in my room you know." He grinned sexily at her.

"Oiy, Bill. She's staying in"

"OUR room."

Exxie giggled. "Oh you sillies" she said, "I'm gonna stay with a girl! But I'm sooooo flattered, thank you sooo much for the invitations." She lowered her voice "ad who knows? Maybe I'll take yuo up on that offer."

CHAP END!

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