the story about iek being a mercenary

by Annoying Ike

iek is a mercenary... but one day takumi comes from the doomed future to ask him to saev fiya emburem, which was a misteak. iek joins up with many friends to save the doomed future. also, i am very good at summaries. you dont need to read to find out, but i would like it if you did

1. in which iek does iek things

it was a sunny dae with a bright golden sun (not trhe gaem) hangign from the sky which was very clear
iek skipped happliy out of the castle after friednzonign elincia. soren was better anyway, not becuz iek was gaey for him, but becus soren was gay for iek n would make sandwichez for iek every single daey

suddenly iek felt the presence of an evil pineapple
it was

very

evil
...for a pineapple

iek turned around to see takumi

takumi was very pineapple

iek sed "who r u"

"i m teh pineapple form da future'' takmui esplaind

"the future is bad, iek. the futrue... is full of waifu face rubbign. fiya emburme was a mistaek."

takumi sed, and looked very sad, for a pineapple

"but the future is ours to dededecide" iek sed, "with my regnall i can change da future!"

"but ur regnall is not teh muhnado iek" takumi commented

"oh..." iek sed

"so we go to teh rainbwo saeg to go turn ur regnall into the OMEGA regnall

so they teleported to the rainbwo sag with a book that leo conveninently lent the pineapple prince

"i m the rainbow sage" the rainbow saeg sed

"hi can u improve my regnall"

"yes" the renbow saeg sed ad regnall became OMEGA regnall which was just a regnall shaped like a buster sord

"cool" iek sed and he and takumi went to chaneg da future

suddnely there was a portal fvrom above adn it had da zodiac sings everywher
n then there were zombies falling out

but not any zombie

they were

sp00py WAIFUS

"gasp" iek said