Kwidditch Boi
A parody of the Avril Lavine song, as written by Ron
He was a boy,
She was a girl,
Can I make it any more hideous?
He was a star,
She liked to study.
What more can I say?
He wanted her,
She'd never tell,
Secretly she'd been asked by him to the ball.
All of his friends,
Stuck up their nose,
They had a problem with her liking to read.
He was a Kwidditch Boi,
She said "see you later, boy"
Though he was in love with her.
But she didn't love him back
And I acted like a prat,
'Cause I thought that they were going out.
He was a Kwidditch Boi,
She said "see you later, boy"
Though he was in love with her.
But she didn't love him back
And I acted like a prat
'Cause I thought that they were going out.
Five years from now,
He sits at home,
Signing bad photos, he's all alone.
He finds an owl,
Guess who he sees
A picture of that girl and me,
He owls all his friends,
How do they know?
Maybe because I told them so?
He looks in the mirror,
He's wearing a frown,
He stares at the man that she turned down.
He was a Kwidditch Boi
She said "see you later, boy"
Though he was in love with her
But now she's in love with me
And now he can truly see
How she's getting on without Viktor.
Sorry Boi but you missed out.
Well, tough luck, that girl's mine now.
We are more than just good friends.
This is how the story ends.
Too bad that you couldn't see
See that she's in love with me.
There is more than meets the eye:
You were shooting for the sky.
Now I'm just a boy,
And she's just a girl,
Can I make it any more obvious?
We are in love,
Haven't you heard,
How we enchant each other's worlds?
He was a Kwidditch Boi,
She said "see you later boy,"
Though he was in love with her,
But now she's in love with me,
And now he can truly see,
How she's getting on without Viktor…