Find out what vocabulary ninth grade English students are learning these days. My vocab words are underlined (like this).
Disclaimer: We don't own anything related to Final Fantasy except the game itself.
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Squall floundered through the halls, drunk off his ass. In a conventional way, he had gone out drinking with his friends for a bachelor party in Balamb.
At the moment, he was clumsily bumping into walls, people, and other random inanimate objects. Others looked at him with scrutiny. They had never seen their beloved leader being so ludicrous.
Squall made it to his dorm before collapsing on his bed. He began to laugh. And laugh. And laugh. Suddenly his phone rang. Still laughing, he picked up. "He he, hello?"
The voice on the other line belonged to Quistis. "Squall, this is Quistis." Squall started laughing hysterically. "What? What's so funny?"
Squall laughed and responded, "Quistis…that's a funny word! It's…Quiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiistiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis!" He began to laugh very hardly. "Quiiiiiistiiiiiiiis! You…I think…he he...that…ha…hahaha…HAHAHAHAHAH!" Squall rolled off the bed laughing, hanging up the phone in the process. He climbed back onto the bed and lay on his back, giggling.
All of a sudden, he felt an oppressive weight on him. He opened his eyes to see Quistis, who he remembered recently talking to. "Squall, there is a compulsory meeting in Cid's office in ten minutes. I tried calling you, but you laughed too much and hung up on me, so I thought that I'd pay you a visit."
"Heh, hey Quisty, why are you laying on top of me?" He giggled.
Quistis stood up and brushed herself off. "That's a moot point. Now come on, you have to get ready for the meeting." Squall giggled and began to undress. Quistis began to leave, unnerved.
"Hey, Quisty! Where are you going?" Squall called out to her, stumbling after her with his pants around his ankles.
"Squall, this is the most disheartening sights I've ever seen. I have much better things to do."
"You pretentious bitch! HA HA HA!!!" Squall said laughing. "You know that you have no where to be!" He continued to laugh.
"How do you know that? I absolutely do have to be somewhere! I cannot believe you'd accuse me of being like that," Quistis said incredulously. "I don't have to be here!" And with that she left the laughing Squall to himself.
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That was crap, wasn't it? Well, I needed practice before my test on Tuesday, so why the hell not? As Dave says, "We're all going to hell anyways."
It could be worse, I could have ended it with 'Then the world blew up and everyone died.'