HELLO PEOPLE! We are the Sqry Diggin' Witches, and by sqrly we do NOT mean
related 2 Twitch! We're reposting this cause there was obviously some
confuzzleation before, and we're hoping that was because it was just plain
to long. ENJOY!
Disclaimor: HOLES IS A BOOK, by one Louis Sachar, who we have prayed to regularly for a sequel but he is yet to answer our prayer. *tear* We own nothing besides a back of wild sugar-high fire-sqrls from hell. Do u really want 2 sue us for THEM?!?
This is rated for high levels of insanity. READ AT YER OWN RISK!
Harry Potter: Scarred_Brit
Ron Weasley: MagicWeaselBoy
Hermione Granger: aNnOyInG_nErD
Voldemort: HarryH8ter
Albus Dumbledore: DumbDork
Artemis Fowl: Fowl_Plotter
Holly: Luver_ov_Acorns
Foaly: HorsePower
Zero: HoleyMoley
Stanley: leezerdh8ter
X-ray: RulrOvDiggers
Zigzag: Zip_Zig_Zag
Twitch: SqrlyStarCarLifter
BarfBag: RattlerReaper
Kissin'Kate: Flirt_n'_Fire
Sam: MightyOnion
Warden: kiLLeR*nAiLs
Mr. Sir: SeedSucker
Mr. Pendensky: Scare_the_Kids
HoleyMoley23 has entered chatroom OMG
HoleyMoley23: ello there!
Leezerdh8ter has entered room
Leezerdh8ter: OMG YER ALIVE!
HoleyMoley23: ummmm.. what u xpect?
Leezerdh8ter: well.. i dunno. Where r u?
HoleyMoley: oh under some boat w/ a dead guy and a lot of rotten peaches
RulrOvDiggers has entered the room
RulrOvDiggers: BWA HAHAHAHAHA! Dig my hole!
HoleyMoley: I AIN'T DIGGIN NO MORE HOLES!
Leezerdh8ter: yeah. He's 2 busy eatin sploosh!
RulrOvDiggers: R U TALKIN 2 ME! Btw wut's sploosh?
HoleyMoley23: no.. *hides in hole* and sploosh is this nasty peachy rotten makes-u-hyper stuff I'm living off of! It's really quite good.
Flirt_n'_Fire has entered the room
Flirt_n'_Fire: GIVE ME YER $ OR I'LL KISS U!!!!
Leezerdh8ter: hoo's that?
RulrOvDiggers: OMG IT'S MR SIR!!!!!!!!
SeedSucker has entered the room
SeedSucker: wut u say boy? U mouthin me?
Flirt_n'_Fire: I'll mouth u if u don't give me yer $
ScarredBrit has entered the room
ScarredBrit: heeeeeeeeeeeey. yer not deth eatrs!
HoleyMoley: I'M GONNA DIE!!!!! *sploosh. bwa haha. Good 4 the soul.*
Leezerdh8ter: uhhhh. is there crack in that sploosh?
HoleyMoley: HOLES! SHOVELS! CRACK! BALROGS! SPONGEBOB! WIGGLES! EDGAR ALLAN POE! SNAKES! Bwa ha ha sploosh!
ScarredBrit: snakes? EVAL! * hiss hiss hissy* PARSELBRAIN ATTACK! *twitches on ground*
RulrOvDiggers: wut is that *bleep * talkin about?
ScarredBrit: OMIGAD! You did not just say that grlfriend!!!
MagicWeaselBoy has entered room
Magicweaselboy: wut?!?!?!? Yer hermiones boyfriend?!??!?!!?!? ILL KILL YA..ooops...nvm..
HoleyMoley: HOO R ALL THESE MAD PEEPS!?!?!?!?!?!
Luver_ov_Acorns has entered the room
Luver_ov_Acorns: *sigh * mudmen. they never change
Leezerdh8ter: u shouldn't have said that..
HoleyMoley: *deep breathe *
RulrOvDiggers: TAKE COVER! HEAD 4 THE HOLES!
HoleyMoley: MUUUUUUUUUUD! AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! I AIN'T DIGGIN HOLES! NONONONONONONONONONONONONO
Leezerdh8ter: wut really IS in that sploosh?
HoleyMoley: NONONONONONONONONONONONO
RulrOvDiggers: this isn't good. hey zero?
HoleyMoley: NONONONONONONONONONONONONONO
Leezerdh8ter: wait a tic! That's not right!
ScarredBrit: ronny boy, I do believe we've found the deth eaters hide out!
MagicWeaselBoy: THEY HIDE IN IM CHAT ROOMS!?
HarryH8ter has entered the room
HarryH8ter: I'VE GOT U NOW!!!! AVADA KADAVRA! Damn y can't I curse u in this lil box?
ScarredBrit: HELP I'M DYING! *drops 2 floor *
ANoYiNgNeRd has entered the room
ANoYiNgNeRd: harry, I really don't think he can curse u in a chat room.
ScarredBrit: ya no u have a point
HarryH8ter: u'll never guess where r hideout is!
Leezerdh8ter: I'm not following this, but in a hole?
HoleyMoley: under a boat? *downs more sploosh*
RulrOvDigger: inside that lipstick container?
Harryh8ter: uuuuhhh. any1 else? How about u harry dear?
ScarredBrit: 0_o
MagicWeaselBoy: In "Lady's Knickers and Bras" discount store?
Harryh8ter: DAMN HOW'D U NO??????
MagicWeaselBoy: ohmigawd like really?
HarryH8ter: like omg yes!
MagicWeaselBoy: omg let's like go 2 the mall!
HarryH8ter: like TOTALLY! GRLS NIGHT OUT!
RulrOvDiggers: WAIT CAN I COME 2?????
MagicWeaselBoy has left room
HarryH8ter has left room
ScarredBrit: O_O
RulrOvDiggers: DANG!
Leezerdh8ter: O_O
HoleyMoley: geez x-ray, I never woulda thunk. wait I mean NONONO
ANoYiNgNeRd: ron's gay! I never saw it coming! Voldie on the other hand. the pink robes kinda gave it away. (A/N NOT MINE! NONONO NOT MINE! Humor genius Krissy's!!!! have I made that clear?)
ScarredBrit: 'mione, I do believe ron's been tempted over to the dark side!
AnoYiNgNeRd: I do believe yer right jolly old chap!
ScarredBrit: Tea Time! Coughcough snogging break coughcough
ScarredBrit has left the room
AnoYiNgNeRd has left the room
]----D haha see a shovel! well kinda when you squint. . .
ok anyways how was it?!?! Bad? Funny? Read, review, get on with your life! Think of it in these terms: it's better than digging a hole. Hey, positive feedback and we just might continue! ;-)
HoleyMoley: review and I might consider parting with a bit of my sploosh!
Ok you heard the mole peaches are to be gained! Aw come on you know you want to.
3 the Holes Addicts, one of which also happens to be a pyro
Notice: No mop-headed moles were harmed in the making of this fanfic. Wait, or were those curly-wigged worms?
HoleyMoley: *growls and foams at mouth* note the name, I'm a MOLE!
Disclaimor: HOLES IS A BOOK, by one Louis Sachar, who we have prayed to regularly for a sequel but he is yet to answer our prayer. *tear* We own nothing besides a back of wild sugar-high fire-sqrls from hell. Do u really want 2 sue us for THEM?!?
This is rated for high levels of insanity. READ AT YER OWN RISK!
Harry Potter: Scarred_Brit
Ron Weasley: MagicWeaselBoy
Hermione Granger: aNnOyInG_nErD
Voldemort: HarryH8ter
Albus Dumbledore: DumbDork
Artemis Fowl: Fowl_Plotter
Holly: Luver_ov_Acorns
Foaly: HorsePower
Zero: HoleyMoley
Stanley: leezerdh8ter
X-ray: RulrOvDiggers
Zigzag: Zip_Zig_Zag
Twitch: SqrlyStarCarLifter
BarfBag: RattlerReaper
Kissin'Kate: Flirt_n'_Fire
Sam: MightyOnion
Warden: kiLLeR*nAiLs
Mr. Sir: SeedSucker
Mr. Pendensky: Scare_the_Kids
HoleyMoley23 has entered chatroom OMG
HoleyMoley23: ello there!
Leezerdh8ter has entered room
Leezerdh8ter: OMG YER ALIVE!
HoleyMoley23: ummmm.. what u xpect?
Leezerdh8ter: well.. i dunno. Where r u?
HoleyMoley: oh under some boat w/ a dead guy and a lot of rotten peaches
RulrOvDiggers has entered the room
RulrOvDiggers: BWA HAHAHAHAHA! Dig my hole!
HoleyMoley: I AIN'T DIGGIN NO MORE HOLES!
Leezerdh8ter: yeah. He's 2 busy eatin sploosh!
RulrOvDiggers: R U TALKIN 2 ME! Btw wut's sploosh?
HoleyMoley23: no.. *hides in hole* and sploosh is this nasty peachy rotten makes-u-hyper stuff I'm living off of! It's really quite good.
Flirt_n'_Fire has entered the room
Flirt_n'_Fire: GIVE ME YER $ OR I'LL KISS U!!!!
Leezerdh8ter: hoo's that?
RulrOvDiggers: OMG IT'S MR SIR!!!!!!!!
SeedSucker has entered the room
SeedSucker: wut u say boy? U mouthin me?
Flirt_n'_Fire: I'll mouth u if u don't give me yer $
ScarredBrit has entered the room
ScarredBrit: heeeeeeeeeeeey. yer not deth eatrs!
HoleyMoley: I'M GONNA DIE!!!!! *sploosh. bwa haha. Good 4 the soul.*
Leezerdh8ter: uhhhh. is there crack in that sploosh?
HoleyMoley: HOLES! SHOVELS! CRACK! BALROGS! SPONGEBOB! WIGGLES! EDGAR ALLAN POE! SNAKES! Bwa ha ha sploosh!
ScarredBrit: snakes? EVAL! * hiss hiss hissy* PARSELBRAIN ATTACK! *twitches on ground*
RulrOvDiggers: wut is that *bleep * talkin about?
ScarredBrit: OMIGAD! You did not just say that grlfriend!!!
MagicWeaselBoy has entered room
Magicweaselboy: wut?!?!?!? Yer hermiones boyfriend?!??!?!!?!? ILL KILL YA..ooops...nvm..
HoleyMoley: HOO R ALL THESE MAD PEEPS!?!?!?!?!?!
Luver_ov_Acorns has entered the room
Luver_ov_Acorns: *sigh * mudmen. they never change
Leezerdh8ter: u shouldn't have said that..
HoleyMoley: *deep breathe *
RulrOvDiggers: TAKE COVER! HEAD 4 THE HOLES!
HoleyMoley: MUUUUUUUUUUD! AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! I AIN'T DIGGIN HOLES! NONONONONONONONONONONONONO
Leezerdh8ter: wut really IS in that sploosh?
HoleyMoley: NONONONONONONONONONONONO
RulrOvDiggers: this isn't good. hey zero?
HoleyMoley: NONONONONONONONONONONONONONO
Leezerdh8ter: wait a tic! That's not right!
ScarredBrit: ronny boy, I do believe we've found the deth eaters hide out!
MagicWeaselBoy: THEY HIDE IN IM CHAT ROOMS!?
HarryH8ter has entered the room
HarryH8ter: I'VE GOT U NOW!!!! AVADA KADAVRA! Damn y can't I curse u in this lil box?
ScarredBrit: HELP I'M DYING! *drops 2 floor *
ANoYiNgNeRd has entered the room
ANoYiNgNeRd: harry, I really don't think he can curse u in a chat room.
ScarredBrit: ya no u have a point
HarryH8ter: u'll never guess where r hideout is!
Leezerdh8ter: I'm not following this, but in a hole?
HoleyMoley: under a boat? *downs more sploosh*
RulrOvDigger: inside that lipstick container?
Harryh8ter: uuuuhhh. any1 else? How about u harry dear?
ScarredBrit: 0_o
MagicWeaselBoy: In "Lady's Knickers and Bras" discount store?
Harryh8ter: DAMN HOW'D U NO??????
MagicWeaselBoy: ohmigawd like really?
HarryH8ter: like omg yes!
MagicWeaselBoy: omg let's like go 2 the mall!
HarryH8ter: like TOTALLY! GRLS NIGHT OUT!
RulrOvDiggers: WAIT CAN I COME 2?????
MagicWeaselBoy has left room
HarryH8ter has left room
ScarredBrit: O_O
RulrOvDiggers: DANG!
Leezerdh8ter: O_O
HoleyMoley: geez x-ray, I never woulda thunk. wait I mean NONONO
ANoYiNgNeRd: ron's gay! I never saw it coming! Voldie on the other hand. the pink robes kinda gave it away. (A/N NOT MINE! NONONO NOT MINE! Humor genius Krissy's!!!! have I made that clear?)
ScarredBrit: 'mione, I do believe ron's been tempted over to the dark side!
AnoYiNgNeRd: I do believe yer right jolly old chap!
ScarredBrit: Tea Time! Coughcough snogging break coughcough
ScarredBrit has left the room
AnoYiNgNeRd has left the room
]----D haha see a shovel! well kinda when you squint. . .
ok anyways how was it?!?! Bad? Funny? Read, review, get on with your life! Think of it in these terms: it's better than digging a hole. Hey, positive feedback and we just might continue! ;-)
HoleyMoley: review and I might consider parting with a bit of my sploosh!
Ok you heard the mole peaches are to be gained! Aw come on you know you want to.
3 the Holes Addicts, one of which also happens to be a pyro
Notice: No mop-headed moles were harmed in the making of this fanfic. Wait, or were those curly-wigged worms?
HoleyMoley: *growls and foams at mouth* note the name, I'm a MOLE!