Hey! My worlds finest spoof :D With mu beloved characters Teek and Aysel, otherwise known as Supergirl and Blue Jay! From my stories, A brunette supergirl, and Blue Jay. Enjoy!

L.L.A.P

~Laces

Worlds Awesomest

Chpt.1

"Race ya to the mail box!" I exclaimed, rushing out of the farm house.

"Wait! Teek…" but Bacon's voice drifted off in the air speeding past my ears. I grabbed the mail, and rushed back into the house.

"Slow poke." I laughed.

"Cheater." he stated with a scowl, then lightened when he saw Ma Kent come out of the kitchen with Bacon and eggs. Freshly cooked may I add.

His brown eyes widened at the site of the fresh food. Same old Bacon.

"I got the mail for you Ma." I smiled.

"Thank you Teek." she grinned, then looked at the clock. "You're going to be late for school." she informed.

"No I'm not." I laughed as I grabbed my back pack, and opened the door. Without looking out the door, I started to run at super sonic speed. The action was short lived, however, because I hit something that felt like a brick wall. I fell to the ground, and gazed up at who I collided with.

"Clark!" I exclaimed with a smile. Bacon ran into the room with a piece of… well… bacon in his mouth.

"Hey Clark." he grinned, while Ma and Pa Kent were quick to embrace their adopted son.

"Aren't you suppose to be in school, Bacon?" Clark A.K.A Superman inquired.

"I'm done high school and I'm starting college next year." he informed happily. Will and Matt were already in college.

"What brings you here, son?" Pa Kent questioned.

"I'm here to take Teek for some training." Superman smiled, and I smiled back.

No school! YAH! I thought to myself with joy, and Superman noticed the look on my face.

"Don't get to excited now. You'll be spending a few weeks with Bruce for training and learning." he informed.

"Bruce? As in Batman? The dude who's glare can kill you?" I inquired. Clark chuckled and nodded his head.

"Have fun." Bacon smiled, patting me on the back.

I have a feeling that I'm about to hate my life." I muttered while walking upstairs to pack.

I wore some denim over alls, a red t-shirt, and heavy gloves. Gloves meaning no mind reading for me, and if I was staying with Bruce, I didn't want to know what was going on in his head.

Once I was done packing, I hugged Ma and Pa Kent, then hugged Bacon against his wishes.

Clark opened his car door, and I was waving good bye.

"Hey Clark, why can't we just whoosh?" I inquired, making my hand fly in the air like a bird.

"Teek, you have to keep a low profile. Low as in, not letting anyone see you." informed Clark.

"Yeah. Okay." I sighed,

I only made a few appearances as the new Supergirl, but Superman really wanted me to train. He said that with abilities like mine, I needed to be prepared for anything.