"Looks like he got up on the wrong side of the bed." Marco said with a chuckle as the other animorphs glared at him. Tobias' crushed form lay on Rachel's bed where the night before she had, crushed him.
"Marco! How can you joke at a situation like this?" Cassie asked him angrily, Marco grinned.
"Come on Cass, there is literally no better moment than this too make a joke. I mean, I could make the classic about a bird eating a pie..."
"Marco!" Jake yelled as Marco continued laughing.
"Or I could make a joke about Rachel's fat butocks..."
"Could you please just..." Cassie started to say.
"Or I could say that Tobias 'got the bird'. Which is an old mobster term for..."
"Just stop talking."
"Or I could."
"Shut up!" The animorphs all screamed in unison, waking up all of Rachel's sisters.
"Ax, why have you been skipping class so much lately?" The principal asked Ax in his office. Ax stared at his feet nervously.
"Well..um...I have to leave class every two hours for...um..reasons." Ax explained as he lifted his fingers up to form quotation marks. The principal sighed.
"And why did you cause such a mess in the cafeteria today?" The principal asked, Ax sighed.
"Well that was because I..."
"Ax, are you smoking?" The principal asked, Ax gulped as he put his cigarette out on his knee."
"These guys outside said it was really cool." Ax said sheepishly, the principal's face immediately changed into a dark red as steamed started shooting out of his ears.
"AX!" The principal screamed.
"Marco, why did you just morph into mr. universe?" Rachel asked, Marco immediately flexed his now enormous muscles.
"I think the question you should ask is, why didn't I morph into him."