Title: Chu-mee
Author: The Moof
Fandom: Dungeons and Dragons
Character/s: Female Human Fighter, a Red Dragon, 150+ Goblins and a dead horse.
Word Count: 258
Rating: K
Summary: A funny drabble of a female human fighter and her experience with a dragon.
Notes: This is a written version of a free form D&D game I played with my friend the other night, with really humorous results.
Disclaimer: I don't own the dragon, the dead horse or the 150+ goblins; my friend does. I own the female human fighter.
Her horse was tied to a tree while she was climbing up the ruff shale of mountain. The king wanted someone to get rid of the menacing red dragon that kept destroying crops and livestock of the kingdom. The high whinnying of her mount caught the dragon's attention, because the thundering of footsteps and the shadow of an elegant serpentine neck overcame the female fighter.
Looking down at the horse, the red dragon eyed it and bit into the poor creature and ripped it away from the tree before whipping and tossing the horse into the air with an exquisite swiftness of its head and neck in order to swallow it whole. As the fighter's horse was flailing in the air, the fighter took the opportunity to jump and stab the dragon deep in the underside of its elongated neck. With a sudden roar, the dragon fell to its death with the horse landing and bouncing off the dragon's head.
Looking at the corpse of the now dead red dragon, the fighter was amazed at her triumphant miracle till the sound of voices could be heard from the mouth of the cave. Turning to see who was coming from the cave, the fighter saw hundred and fifty or more goblins running out of the cave and coming towards her. As the fighter eyes widened, she ran down towards the mouth of the red dragon and tried to open the dragon's mouth to get inside thinking that it was the safest place to hide, screaming, "Chew Me! Chew Me!!!"