Singing Competition!, a twilight fanfic

This is a competition between them. I was bored, seemed like fun, LOL!

"I could beat you anyday." Alice taunted him. Emmett tried to hide his smile, but Jasper and Bella noticed the small smile tinted on his lips.

Ok, let's see then! Winner battles Bella. Loser battles Jasper, and poopy head battles Edward. Let's go!" He says, his laughing booming through the walls.

They pick up their mics. Alice goes first. She clears her throat, then begins.

[Ke$ha]
It's going down, I'm yelling timber
You better move, you better dance
Let's make a night, you won't remember
I'll be the one, you won't forget

wooooo oooooh

[Pitbull]
The bigger they are, the harder they fall
This biggity boy's a diggity dog
I have them like Miley Cyrus,
clothes off twerking with my
bras and thongs, timber
Face down, booty up, timber
That's the way we like the war, timber
I'm slicker than an oil spill
She say she won't, but I bet she will, timber

Swing your partner round and round
End of the night, it's going down
One more shot, another round
End of the night, it's going down
Swing your partner round and round
End of the night, it's going down
One more shot, another round
End of the night, it's going down

[Ke$ha]
It's going down, I'm yelling timber
You better move, you better dance
Let's make a night, you won't remember
I'll be the one, you won't forget

It's going down (It's going down)
I'm yelling timber
You better move (You better move)
You better dance (You better dance)
Let's make a night
You won't remember
I'll be the one
You won't forget (You won't forget)

ooooh

[Pitbull]
Look up in the sky, it's a bird, it's a plane
Nah, it's just me, ain't a damn thing changed
Live in hotels, swing on plane
Blessed to say, money ain't a thing
Club jumping like Lebron, now, Voli
Order me another round, homie
We about to climb, wild, 'cause it's about to go down

Swing your partner round and round
End of the night, it's going down
One more shot, another round
End of the night, it's going down
Swing your partner round and round
End of the night, it's going down
Ooooh
One more shot, another round
End of the night, it's going down

[Ke$ha]
It's going down, I'm yelling timber
You better move, you better dance
Let's make a night, you won't remember
I'll be the one, you won't forget (you won't forget)

It's going down (It's going down)
I'm yelling timber
You better move
You better dance (You better dance)
Let's make a night (Let's make a night)
You won't remember
I'll be the one (I'll be the one)
You won't forget (You won't forget)

ooooh
ooooh
oooohooooh
ooooh
ooooh
oooohooooh
ooooh
ooooh
oooohooooh
ooooh
ooooh
oooohooooh
ooooh
oooohooooh
ooooh
Timber
ooooh
oooohooooh

She smiles in victory and hands the mic to Emmett.

"I got this." He exclaims.

Hiya Barbie
Hi Ken!
You wanna go for a ride?
Sure, Ken!
Jump in!
Ha ha ha ha

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on, Barbie, let's go party

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

I'm a blonde single girl in the fantasy world
Dress me up, make your time, I'm your dollie
You're my doll, rock 'n' roll, feel the glamor and pain
Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky

You can touch, you can play
If you say I'm always yours, ooh ooh ooh

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ah ah ah, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ah ah ah, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh

Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees
Come jump in, be my friend, let us do it again
Hit the town, fool around, let's go party

You can touch, you can play
If you say I'm always yours
You can touch, you can play
If you say I'm always yours

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Oh, I'm having so much fun!
Well, Barbie, we're just getting started
Oh, I love you Ken!

In the end, we are all laughing at him. Tears stung in my eyes. It said the Emmett won. It was my turn. Let's go. This was going to be fuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnn!

don't pee in the pool(4x

when the water turns yellow that ain't cool
don't pee in the pool(2

don't pee in the pool(4x

the water taste like piss
and it makes me pist
don't pee in the pool(2x

don't pee in the pool(4x

Bella won this round. Now, finally, it was Edwards turn. He takes the mike and sits down. He grins at Alice, then goes.

I hate shopping
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I hate shopping
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Parking lots
Screaming kids
I try on pants
That do not fit
I got sore legs
It all adds up
I really really really really really hate
Shopping

I hate shopping
I hate
Shopping
Shopping
Shopping
Shopping!

Yeah, yeah, yeah
Plastic bags
Credit cards
Feeling guilt
We've overspent
I bought more stuff
It all adds up
I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really hate
Shopping
I hate shopping
I hate
Shopping
Shopping
Shopping
Shopping

Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Paying tax
Needy kids
Plastic toys
Foreign death
My headache
It all adds up
I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really hate
Shopping
I hate shopping
I hate
I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really hate!

"You are not my brother anymore!" She yells. She runs out of the room. Man, that girl really oves shopping. We all look at each other and burst out laughing.

LOL!