Hello potential readers! I finally got around to writing something…I lost my old account Envi-chan which had my old works on it and finally made a new one! And my current obsession is Legend of Zelda…obviously. Either way this is my first LoZ story and I shall say this now. It's yaoi, it's twincest, it's Link/Dark Link and if you have a problem with that then why the hell are you still reading? So this is an AU High School fic just cus I love them. I apologize now for any mistakes cus my laptop has a messed up space bar . Well onto the story!

Disclaimer: If I actually owned LoZ then Dark would be in every game and there would be much yaoi and yuri. Also I don't own the godly band HIM…just Dark's boxers…Also I don't own anything from Basshunter, I just borrowed their song for my title.

Chapter 1: School Can Wait

Dark POV:

There are a few things people must know about me. I shall tell you the most important for your own safety: I hate mornings. They're the most volatile things known to man. And thanks to a lovely thing called school I'm forced to go through them five days a week…hoo-ray…If you can't feel the pure sarcasm in that please seek mental help. Either way there is one good thing about getting up at this ungodly hour. And it's about to come bursting through my door in 3…2…1-

"Shadow nii-chan!" screamed the blonde running through my door to jump on my bed. That adorable blonde would be my twin, Link.

Somehow even though we were twins, we ended up being polar opposites. He was born sweetly blond haired, blue eyed, and with a pale complexion. I on the other had onyx hair with odd silver streaks, tanned skin, and unnerving crimson eyes. Let's just say I scared the doctors half out of their minds when they saw me. Depressingly enough, one even called me an abomination. He soon regretted saying that when he saw my father. Much like us, our parents were the same way. One seemingly made of pure light and the other of darkness.

But enough of our background. Back to Link who was now straddling my hips attempting to wake me up. I inwardly smirked and decided to 'sleep' another minute or two and enjoy my lovely twin's company. I could tell without looking that he was pouting and attempting to shake me awake so I figured I'd have some fun with him. Pretending to still be asleep, I stretched and pulled him to me, rolling onto my side, leaving the two of us in a tangle of blankets, arms, and legs. When I heard him gasp I couldn't hide my smirk and blew my cover.

"Dark! Get up and stop messing around! We're gonna be late if you don't…." He trailed off as I nuzzled my nose into the crook of his neck. After living with him since we were born I knew every thing to make him flustered. And I loved it. He whimpered and pushed away, his blue eyes meeting my red. "Please don't do that…I can't concentrate on getting you ready when you start that…" I smirked at his pout and leaned up close to his delicately pointed ear.

"Exactly," I chuckled, finally giving in. I stretched and glanced at the clock. Ten minutes was more than enough time, why was he spazzing? I shrugged off the covers and saw Link blushing at me in just a pair of HIM boxers. I watched from the corner of my eye as he shook his head, pulled my DS from my drawer and played whatever game happened to be in there as he avoided watching me dress. Hmm….what could I wear that would make Link's pretty little head spin…I grinned and dashed to my closet pulling out the outfit I'd conjured up in my mind, quickly dressing and running my fingers through my hair. I snuck over to him and flipped down the top of his game, forcing him to look up at me. His eyes widened as he looked down my body. I must have picked well. I was wearing a pair of black and red tripp pants tailored to fit tight down to my knees then flare out, a tight black tank top with a sword design on the front over a long-sleeved fishnet shirt, fingerless black gloves, and a single leather choker with a silver pentagram. Reaching past my flustered twin, I grabbed a black beanie cap off my nightstand and pulled it over my head, turning to grab my things as Link slid off of my bed and hurried downstairs. Hmmm….maybe I should have gone a bit easier on him….

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Link POV:

Oh. My. Goddesses. Why does he always have to tease me like that! And wearing clothes like certainly doesn't help considering…No! I have to stop thinking about this. Shadow nii-chan's my brother….yes I call him Shadow. Years ago our mother said he was almost like my shadow the way we were always together. The nickname just stuck. Either way I need to stop thinking about him for a while before I go insane. Rushing downstairs I dashed through the kitchen, grabbing my bag and the weird breakfast bars mom insisted on throwing at me.

Dark suddenly appeared at my side like he always manages to do and scared me half to death. I swear he gets some sick enjoyment out of it. I tossed him one of the bars as he slid into step next to me.

"Well you look dressed to impress," Dark drawled as he appraised my outfit. I just rolled my eyes. I swear I could be wearing hobo rags and he'd say I looked good. Though for once I liked how I looked so I couldn't hate the compliment. I had finally gotten new clothes instead of having to wear my old stuff that barely fit. Mom worked late so she never really took us shopping….and I'm lazy. But since I finally got around to it, I was wearing tight black pants with three thin chains hanging from the belt loop, a form fitting green t-shirt over a long sleeved white shirt, tan fingerless gloves much like Dark's and forest green converse. And of course, the sword necklace that I never took off. I shrugged and grinned at him.

"Am I not allowed to look good?" I knew once I said it I probably should have found a better comeback.

"Oh, you'll get no complaints from me, Brother. It just means that I have more of a reason to stare at you all day," he smirked and wrapped his arm around my waist, causing me to blush insanely. Damn his teasing!

"Nii-chan, it's bad enough that you do this at home, but we're in public!" I whined, failing as I tried to push him back.

"And? Do you see anyone watching? They'll just think we're affectionate," he chuckled. Must he try this every day…It's hard enough trying not to fall for him without him pushing me over the edge. I sighed as I told myself what I did every time he started this. One: He's my brother. My twin. We can't be together. Two: He's a guy. Obvious. Three:…He's just doing this to get a rise out of me. If I told him how I really felt he'd hate me. I just know he would….I shook myself out of my inner turmoil and ducked under his arm, running ahead of him.

"We're gonna be late if you don't hurry!" I shouted back to him. Hopefully he'd stop his joking around for today and let me get through a day of school without totally spazzing out.

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Yay for getting a chapter written! In one day too O.o. Hopefully I shall be able to update quickly and I swear on the Royal Grave that I'll keep going with this fic and it shall not be abandoned! Review and you can have Dark Linky's boxers!