Hey guys! This is what happens if you stay up to late while you're sick. This is a crackfic with The Avengers +Loki+Girlsfriends of the avengers and + maybe some more idk. Btw I'm english is not my mother tongue so sorry for the bad grammar and spelling, but hey, it's supposed to be on facebook, the bad spelling and grammar site.
Anyway enjoy! (and yeah I don't own the characters)
Tony Stark has signed in
Steve Rogers has signed in
Bruce Banner has signed in
Clint Barton has signed in
Natasha Romanoff has signed in
Tony posted on his wall:
Guys told you this would be a great idea, now we can all communicate much easier since we're not seeing each other that much anymore
Bruce Banner and Steve Rogers liked this. Comments:
Natasha Romanoff: I don't think fb is the safest way to communicate on...
Bruce Banner: It's not like we're going to post any personal or secret things here or so :)
Natasha Romanoff: Well yeah
Steve Rogers: This website is so confusing... how does this even work?
Tony Stark: Urgh can someone teach grandpa how to use fb?
Steve Rogers: Tony please you're not even funny
Tony Stark: No I'm freakin' hilarious
Steve Rogers: You wish
Tony Stark: ... You were me
Natasha Romanoff: Sorry for interrupting your flirting but aren't we missing something?
Tony Stark: What?
Natasha Romanoff: A certain Norse God...
Bruce Banner: Oh shit
Steve Rogers: Loki?
Tony Stark: ^did not understand that reference
Clint Barton: Guys how could we forget a guy that big?
Thor Odinson has signed in
Thor Odinson posted on his wall:
It's a great honor to be on this website with you. And I also want to give my friend Tony Stark, Man Of Iron, a special thank you
Tony Stark liked this. Comments:
Tony Stark: No problem
Clint Barton: What happened?
Tony Stark: I found him in his apartment trying to get his laptop to work thinking that he must read all the instructions from the manual. He had been trapped there for 3 days
Thor Odinson: Instruction manual is the most worthless thing!
Clint Barton: Dude, we all know
Tony Stark is now friend with Pepper Potts
Thor Odinson is now friend with Jane Foster
Clint Barton posted on his wall:
Guys post cool photos of me shooting an arrow, I wanna change my pp but doesn't seem to have any good pics of myself (new laptop)
Comments:
Tony Stark: Who the hell would have pics of you on their laptop?
Bruce Banner and Steve Rogers liked this comment. Natasha Romanoff did not.
Loki Laufeyson signed in
Loki Laufeyson sent everyone friend requests.
Everyone accepted. Well at least on Facebook.
Tony Stark posted on Loki Laufeyson's wall:
Dude how the hell could you find us? or create an account? Or even get a computer to work? Do you have laptops in Asgardian prisons or what?
Comments:
Loki Laufeyson: I was bored
Bruce Banner: But how could you even get a computer?
Loki Laufeyson: ehm I asked for one?
Clint Barton: WHAT?! So you could just ask for a computer and they would just give it to you? What the hell?
Loki Laufeyson: Yes
Clint Barton: That's fucking sick you should be punished, locked away in a dark cellar there you'd rot to death
Loki Laufeyson: They force me to listen to "Baby" by Justin Bieber for 4 hours a day
Clint Barton: Oh
Jane Foster and Thor Odinson liked Norse Mythology
Clint Barton liked Arrows
Steve Rogers liked USA and UN official fb page
Natasha Romanoff liked Kick-Ass Women
Loki Laufeyson liked How To Concour The World- easy steps
Pepper Potts liked The Succesful Women's page
Bruce Banner liked Illustrated Science
Tony Stark liked himself
Thor Odinson posted on his wall:
FRIENDS I NEED YOUR HELP HOW DO YOU TURN OF THE TELEVISION
Loki Laufeyson liked this. Comments:
Bruce Banner: Just press the button that's on the top on your remote control
Thor Odinson: What's a remote control?
Natasha Romanoff: What show is going on the tv?
Thor Odinson: First there were cooking. Then they talked about insurance and now there are women with strange looks staring in the camera as if they've drunken too much mead
Tony Stark: Brickbrain, its called commercials
Clint Barton: Thor- The first Asgardian watching commercials
Tony Stark and Natasha Romanoff liked this comment
Loki Laufeyson sent a Farmville request to Steve Rogers
Naive Steve Rogers accepted the request
Natasha Romanoff posted on her wall:
Good movies?
Comments:
Loki Laufeyson: No bad
Bruce Banner: The Help
Tony Stark: Lame joke Loki
Loki: I'd rather make lame jokes then be lame myself, in differens from a certain person here
Bruce Banner: lol...
Tony Stark: Shut up green lantern and go back to your movie, that's matching your comment after all
Bruce Banner liked this comment
Loki Laufeyson: I don't understand your reference
Tony Stark: I did not expect for someone as after as Cap himself would
Loki Laufeyson: I think we all know I understand technology more than he'll ever do. Plus, Tony why aren't you commenting your movie "Stupid and Stupider" here?
Tony Stark: I was wondering the same about your movie, "Twilight: Breaking (your fucking leg) Daown"
Loki Laufeyson: "10 things I hate about you"
Tony Stark: "Mean Gods"
Natasha Romanoff: Why do I even bother to ask
Clint Barton posted on his wall:
Haha heard this really funny joke!
Knock knock
Natasha Romanoff liked this. Comments:
Natasha Romanoff: Who's there?
Clint Barton: Dave
Tony Stark: Hello Dave, pleasure to meet you. How have you been lately? Heard about that you broke a certain man's phone. That's not good you know
Clint Barton: Tony please I'm sorry, but you're destroying my joke
Tony Stark: I'm sorry Mr. Dave, but how can breaking my phone be a joke?
Clint Barton: Tony seriously
Thor Odinson: Greetings Dave, sorry for bothering but I think you should apologies for what you did to Stark's phone. Besides, I think Clint wouldn't enjoy it so much that someone is using his account. Unless you're a friend of his and he has agreed to it of course.
Clint Barton: OMG
Bruce Banner: Yes Thor is completely right. But I would be very pleased if you could inform Clint Barton that he owns me 100 $. And the other guy. I can wait, I assure him that. But I can't say that the other guy can...
Tony Stark: But don't worry Dave you can tell your joke here now, I'm sure it'll make me crack. Almost as much as I'll crack your brain soon.
Clint Barton: urgh forget it you ruined everything
Bruce Banner: Like you ruined me?
Let me tell you a joke of my own. Knock knock
Clint Barton: ...who's there?
Bruce Banner: Sue
Clint Barton: Sue who?
Bruce Banner: You
Natasha Romanoff: I was away for three minutes. THREE MINUTES
Tony Stark: See, we're improving ourselves.
Clint Barton signed out
Natasha Romanoff signed out
Tony Stark signed out
Bruce Banner signed out
Pepper Potts signed out
Jane Foster signed out
Loki Laufeyson signed out
Thor Odinson signed out
Steve Rogers is stuck on farmville, without any idea how to exit the game