DoritoKing x AlphaSabre Prescient Fanfiction
Alpha sat at his computer, pissed off yet again at another RDM filled round of TTT on his favourite server, Prescient Gaming. He fumed for a bit in the chat, called everyone a "shotgun slave" before getting up and marched angrily to his kitchen, hoping that food would give him the much needed relief from the buckshot users on Garry's Mod. Once he had staggered towards the kitchen, he suddenly received a massive shock. Sitting there, on his kitchen top, was a bag of tortilla chips that possessed a yellow, paper crown, stuck on with cello tape. Alpha suddenly felt a rush of euphoria and quickly rushed back to his room and set himself to spectate, before he then quickly grabbed his fedora off his shelf. He then placed it on his head and darted back to the kitchen, starting to sweat a bit.
He got back to his kitchen, the bag of Doritos still sitting there, with its silly, paper crown stuck on. Opening the fridge, he grabbed a Mountain Dew and popped it open, before quickly downing drink in a few seconds. Alpha wiped the sweat off of his forehead and stared lustfully at the bag of crisps. They seemed to shine and glisten, the plastic of the Dorito bag making rays of light shine against the wall. Alpha dropped the can. He couldn't resist the chips anymore. Launching himself at the Doritos, and knocking the paper crown right off the bag. He fumbled around the top of the bag, and pulled it open, before then gorging himself on the Nacho Cheese insides. He ravenously grabbed handful after handful of the crisps, feasting on each delicious bite.
After he had gorged on the whole packet, he sat, tired, on the floor. Looking over towards the Doritos, he saw the empty bag and paper crown and made the connection- TheDoritoKing. Alpha quickly jumped up, and rushed into his room, angry and fuming at this betrayal. He threw off his fedora and cleaned the Nacho Cheese flavouring off his fingers, before then turning back on his monitor and saw only one player left online on Prescient- TheDoritoKing. A crisp voice came through the microphone to him… "Did you enjoy your crisps?"
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