For InuJoey Naraku goes to the vet
Sort of like a Sequel to THE VET.
Naraku At The Vet?
In a dark room at a castle a figurer coughed and coughed into a coughing fit.
That figurer is none other then Naraku himself.
"Kanna." He called.
Yes master." Kanna said as her cold self.
"Get me a god-damn healer quickly." yelled Naraku going into another coughing fit.
"Yes Master." Kanna walked away.
10 days later…
"Kanna get me another healer." Naraku said going into another coughing fit but this time he has been throwing up lately.
"Oh, shut the fuck up! Jez. 'Kanna healer, healer, HEALER!' Well I've been getting healers for you for 10 days in a row…" Kanna kept yelling her head off. Naraku thought for the girl, Kagome.
(skipping. I am a lazy ass)
In the forest near the bone eaters well stood Kagome getting ready to go home.
"Wench." Came Naraku at of now were.
"Yes?" asked Kagome.
"I need help." Naraku going into a coughing fit.
"Nooo, Really? Kagome had a boring face on still knowing it's Naraku.
"Yes. Heal me."
"No."
"No!
"No, I'm not but a vet could." (he is a spider of some sort(2nd movie))
"A vet?"
"Yes, a vet."
(skipping again, after going to through the well in a so called demon(car) and into the vet place.)
The vet person came in.
"So where is the little guy at?" (Spider remember) asked the vet.
"Here he is" Kagome pointed to Naraku.
"Oh, he's a very big spider you got there." (baka)
"O…k, lets go with that."
Naraku was on the table. Told them of the things that as happened to him. The vet pretended to listen and drawled doodles on his little piece of paper.
Naraku finished. The vet not knowing what to do made something up.
"Ok let me see what I can do for you," The vet got out like 5 needles which had no idea what was in them. Gave them to Naraku.
"Hey I fell fine again. YAY!" screamed Naraku.
"In what a whole 2 minutes?" asked Kagome.
"Yes. I-" Naraku got cut off by some guy.
"Hey! Who are you? You aren't a vet. In fact the white people are looking for you." said the guy.
"NO! NOT THE WHITE PEOPLE!!" the vet cried with his thumb in his mouth.
"He's… not…a…vet?" asked Naraku.
""Yea, that's right." said the guy. "Hope he didn't give you these needles."
"Why?"
"You die"
"Uhh…." Naraku fell over.
"Hey…hey…hey…hey…hey…hey…hey...hey…" the guy kept saying hey 'til he figured…he's dead.
"I think your friend is dead." said the guy.
"He's not my friend we…are…OMG it's Naraku." screamed Kagome. (slow much)
"Well he's dead."
"He…is. Oh I don't really care. I killed him! Wait until Inuyasha hears about this. I KILLED NARAKU. HAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA ." Kagome danced around all the way to her house and the well with her having Naraku on her back to see of what she did.
(That is a weird site to see Kagome dancing with Naraku on her back.)
End
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