Okay... this is my first DG story, so... be nice to it or else I'll kick you guys in the eye :)

Disclaimer: I do not own HP, it's JK Rowling's bright idea to write a series about an abused wizard and get millions of bux and be richer than the queen :)

Chapter 1: The Foreign Exchange Nutcases From Hell! (Actually... America... same difference)

Draco Malfoy was sitting in his large study room reading a letter from someone who sent it to him by a small owl flying around the room lively. He enjoyed recieving letters from his new girlfriend, since they actually couldn't see each other over summer holidays. As he finished reading the parchment, he pulled out a sheet of his own and started scribbling, but he soon fell out of his chair as the tiny owl fluttered and hooted in his ear.

"Dammit, Pigwidgeon," Draco recovered from the fall. He managed to grab the small bird with his Seeker-like reflexes and placed him inside a small cage. "I swear, if you wasn't Ginny's, I would've hexed you to Canada!" Pig just hooted merrily and flew corner to corner of the cage. Draco sighed and continue writing his letter.

Ginny,

I miss you, too. Your summer has gone better than mine for sure. I've been bored out of my mind since I left Hogwarts Express! Good luck on that foreign exchange student. Don't get driven to insanity by your brothers, I wanna see your face again.

D

He folded the parchment, took Pig out of the cage, and carried him to a nearby window and watched the owl fly away with the letter. He then headed for the door and started to search for his mother. Ever since his father was sentenced to Azkaban, everything has been quiet in the Malfroy manor, which was the way he liked it. He was relieved from becoming a Death Eater and being beatened by his so called father. As he walked along the long halls to his mother's study, he saw a house elf, named Ixi, jog by.

"Good morning, Mr. Malfoy," Ixi greeted rushing by.

"Morning, Ixi," Draco replied.

"What's up, Blondie," he heard an unfamilar voice say as a figure pass by suddenly behind Ixi.

"Sup," he replied unknowingly. He looked to his attention and saw a female a tad shorter than himself walk by. She was wearing a Muggle long-sleeve shirt that was orange with gray on the sleeves. She wore a black Muggle cap backwards saying 'Rattler' in orange and green letters, which covered his blackish-brown hair(which was in a ponytail). He had to baggy blue jeans, so baggy you barely saw her black shoes. He was wearing some weird headset with noise blaring from it as she continued following Ixi down the hall. "Hey!" Ixi came to a stop and looked at her master. The girl accidently tripped over the elf.

"Ow!" She removed the headset from her ears. "Sorry about that, elf-girl."

"None taken, Ms. Sprits," Ixi helped her off the floor. She faced Draco with fear. "Yes, sir?"

"Who is she?" Draco demanded.

"You must be Draco," she said in a southern accent and shook Draco's hand. "Name's Jamie Sprits. Nice meeting ya."

"Pleasure," Draco stared at the girl. "What brings you here, anyways?"

"Oh, that." Jamie pulled out a piece or crumbled parchement from her pocket and read out loud: " 'I am a foreign exchange student from J.L. LeFlore Mobile, Alabama on request of Nacrissa Malfoy for a year. I must protect Draco Malfoy-- that's you, kid-- for-' I have no clue. That's why I'm here now." She refolded the paper and placed it in her pocket. "See ya." She and Ixi made their way towards Mrs. Malfoy's study; Draco followed behind.

"I do NOT need protection of any sort!" Draco got in the way of them to reach the door. Jamie looked lamely at the blonde boy and sighed.

"Move," Jamie simply said.

"No," Draco sneered.

"Move, Kid."

"No and stop calling me Kid," Draco glared at the brown-eyed teen. "I bet you're not older than me."

"Of course I'm no older than you. Not even 16 til November. But, you're still a child in my book until 21 years of age, Kid. Now, move." Draco's face turned from a sneer, a smile, and to laughter.

"You're only 15, you're calling me Kid, and expect me to actually let you protect me? What a laugh!"

"Fine," Jamie started to back off nonchantly. "Have it your way. Go get killed somewhere." She went back a few more steps and stopped. She then turned around and started charging at the blonde tene like a football linebacker. Not being able to get out of the way in time, Draco was thrown by the girl's abnormal strength through the doors and landed on the couch next to her mother, whom was reading a book.

"Nice to see you escort Ms. Sprits to my study, Draco," Nacrissa said, not looking up from the book.

"Yea," Draco managed to sqeak out. Nacrissa closed her book and gave a warm smile at Jamie.

"Draco, this is your new guard when you attend Hogwarts this year, Jamie Sprits. I wanted to make sure you was safe from Voldemort's harm, so I hired the best in your age group in the world," she explained to her only son. "I also want you to keep a sharp eye on her as well, for her mother and I are quite good friends. The Order also recomended it for your safety from your father as well."

"Wait, wait, wait," Draco caught his breath, rising from the couch, "she's the best in the world?!"

"Got beef, Blondie?" Jamie stretched her arms out. "Want to try and prove me different?"

"If it's a fight you want, a fight you'll get!"

Ginny Weasley was resting on her bed lazily during the afternoon. She sent a letter to her secret boyfriend and was waiting on a reply. It's only been 3 weeks into summer vacation and she missed Draco muchly. She would've visited Draco almost everyday of the day if it wasn't for the whole family rivalary going around since the beginning of time. She started playing with her auburn hair when she heard tapping coming from her window. She noticed the tiny gray owl with a parchment in her mouth and opened the window. Pig flew around excitedly, dropped the letter on the ground, and flew out the open door to Ron's room. She unfolded the paper and read it twice. 'I gotta send him a reply,' she thought, looking around the room for a scrap of parchment. Realizing she ran out, she went to Ron's room to find some.

"Hey, Gin," Ron greeted, whom was trying to playing a muggle toy called a 'paddleball' unsuccessfully. "Whatcha want?"

"I need some parchment, got any?" Ginny asks.

"Whatcha need it for?" Ron rose his eyebrow. "Not for that guy you've been talking to? He sent you another one, didn't he?"

"None of your business, Ron," Ginny started searching around for parchment. Ron noticed a piece of paper in Ginny's hand. With quick reflexes, he snatched it from her hand and read it. "RON WEASLEY GIVE THAT BACK NOW!!" She caught up to him as he opened the parchment. Turning red, she tried reaching the letter from her brother's reach, but was too short to reach. "GIVE IT!"

"Who is it from? Why won't you tell me? I'm going to find out anyways," Ron gave the paper back.

"Because no one would understand, that's why!" Ginny yelled at him.

"Did I come in at the wrong time?" A tall, bulky figure stood in the doorway. He wore a Saints jersey and black carpenter's pants. He was nearly bald but knew that his hair was jet black on his brown skin. Soon, Mrs. Weasley came from the kitchen and smiled at the stranger.

"You must be Jacob Sprits, welcome to the Burrow," Mrs. Wealsy enbraced the teen in a bear hug.

"Good.... to be... here," Jacob replied between breathes. "Choking... not breathing..."

"Sorry, dear," she let go to him. She faced her remaining 2 children in the house and said, "I would like for you to meet our exchange student, Jacob Sprits. Jacob,"

"You can call me Coby," Jacob insisted.

"Alright, Coby, this is my daughter Ginny and my youngest son, Ronald," Mrs. Weasley introduced.

"Hey, mate," Ron put his hand out.

"Sup," Coby took his hand and shook it roughly.

"Hi Coby," Ginny took out her hand.

"Ginny," he shook her hand lightly.

"Please show Coby to his room, Ron. Lunch will be ready in a little bit." Mrs. Weasley left the teens to finish the food preperations.

"Follow me then," Ron and Ginny directed Coby to Charlie's old room. The buff teen set his bags and luggages down and sat down on the bed. "Sorry about the mess. Charlie is a slob."

"It's alright. Compared to my little sister's room, this is clean," Coby laughed. He pulled out a stereo from a bag and placed it on Charlie's dresser.

"You have a sister? Why she couldn't come? Too young?" Ginny as curiously.

"Oh, she's here, just not with me. She's only 9 months younger than me. She had to stay with some kid that has a weird name. What is it..." Coby placed his finger on his chin. "Draco something..."

"Malfoy?!" Ron and Ginny yelled at the same time.

"That's it! You must know him or something," Coby laughed placing a flat circle inside the stereo. "You'll be able see her first day of school." He pressed a few buttons and music suddenly started blaring from it.

"Muggle music?" Ron asks in interest. "You listen to them?"

"Not only that; I collect them," Coby grinned, reached for a large bag, and pulled out 4 books of all those flat circles. "Music is one of the few muggle things anyone can enjoy." Ginny flipped through the books in amazement. She has never seen so many items in a collection in her life, except her father's plug and battery collection, but that didn't count.

I think I'm gonna have a good year with Coby around.

So... whatcha think? Please review, flame or not :)