Bart; hey Shrek, you got a moment.
Shrek; sure Bart, what up?
Bart; well, I been researching books about Ogre like you.
Shrek; oh really, wait, I thought you hate reading.
Bart; yeah, but the coolest part about Ogre is their smell.
Shrek; what do you mean by smell?
Bart; farting.
Shrek; farting, yeah right, my fart is way better than your.
Bart; no way Jose, my farting is 20 percent cooler than your wife.
Shrek; oh you are so dead.
Bart; how about a farting contest?
Shrek; okay.
Shrek does a big gas. Bart wasn't effected.
Bart; is that the best you got? Check out mine.
Bart did the same thing Shrek did, only his was more smellier. Also it didn't effect Shrek.
Shrek; that is so cute.
Bart; oh yeah, how about a burping contest?
Shrek; your on.
Bart did a big burp, but Shrek wasn't effected.
Shrek; Donkey can do a better burp than that, now check out my burp.
Shrek did a really loud burp. It also didn't effect Bart.
Bart; that is so lame.
Shrek; alright that it.
Bart; let do this the hard way.
Shrek; how about punching?
Bart; you got it.
Shrek and Bart did a punching contest. They punch each other in the fit. At that moment they were hurt. They were later sent to the hospital. Marge and Fiona was there.
Shrek and Bart; [groan].
Shrek and Bart open their eye seeing Marge and Fiona upset.
Marge; well congratulation you two.
Fiona; you just had to fight.
Shrek; it was not my fault, it was him.
Bart; he a liar. I'm more younger than that big dumb baldy ape.
Shrek; why you little...
Shrek strangle Bart almost as Homer does it.
The End.