Disclaimer;; never will never did own Naruto.
WARNING I was hyper when I wrote this. So prepare for idiotic things xDD
Oneshot.
"Hmm… so this is Konoha… interesting…"
"Excuse me miss… who are you?" The guards of the gate asked.
"Oh. I came here for Hokage-sama, I'm his niece. (A/n: Hokage had a niece? O.o'') My name's Yumi Sakura." Yumi proceeded to his uncle's place.
"Ohayou Hokage-sama!"
"Ohh. Hey Yumi. Seems like you decided to visit."
"He…he… actually… I've come to stay" Hokage sweatdrops a lot on the back of his head. (You'll find out why later)
"Are you sure… I mean.. like.. you know your ninja skills…"
"DON'T WORRY, IVE IMPROVED A LOT"
"If you say so." Yumi went around town meeting new people. She then saw a team practice. In fact, Team 7.
"Oi!"
"Uhh.. hi." Three of the students said looking at the girl if she had 5 heads."
"And you may be…?"
'The guy has a mask… and his hair is funny silver colored. He looks funny. AHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHA…' Yumi thought in her head.
"Umm… I'm Yumi. Hiya. Can we be friends? I'm new here."
"HI! MY NAME IS NARUTO UZUMAKI (I think that's how you spell it o.O)"
"HELLO NARUTO"
'god, there both annoying.' A certain…
'HAHAHHAHA HIS HAIR IS SHAPED LIKE A CHICKEN'S ASS… AHAHAHHAHAHHA' Yumi thought.
"Ohayou, my names Sakura"
"OHAYOUUUUUUUU!" Yumi screeched.
"Keep it down willya? Your voice is a pain in the ass."
"WELL SOOOOORRRRY CHICKEN BUTT MAN."
"Hn…Sasuke…"
"Pardon?"
"I SAID MY NAMES SASUKE, BAKA YOUJO."
"SHEESH."
While those two were arguing…
'God, they are sure loud' three of them said.
"Oi, I'm the sensei around here. Kakashi"
"Hello."
"so what team are you gonna go to?" '
"Iduno, I just came here awhile ago and talked to my uncle"
"uncle?" sasuke, kakashi, sakura and Naruto looked confused.
"Hokage-sama is my uncle! " Yumi said in a cheery voice.
"Oh. So why don't you show us your ninja skills and we'll see if we can get you on our team."
"YAYAYAAYAYAYYAYA, well here goes nothing" Yumi changed her eye form and it looked dangerous. She grabbed a weapon out of her pouch, Team 7 couldn't see what they were yet so they waited. Then she got out another pack of things out her pouch.
"MY WEAPON IS…"
"IS…?"
"IS…"
"ISSSSSS?!?!?!??!?!?!..."
"THE SPORK!"
"You're joking right?"
"No, but my throwing stars are dangerous."
"AND THEY ARE….."
"ARE….?"
"ARE….!!!!!"
"ARE….?!?!???!!?1"
"COTTON BALLS"
….
There was a LONG moment of silence. Then Yumi decided to break the silence.
"I CAN KILL ANTHING WITH THESE. NARUTO GO AGAINST ME! "
"UHHHH…."
"Go ahead Naruto" Kakashi chuckled.
"BUT SEN-"
"NO BUTTS. GO."
"Better be ready Naruto I'm not gonna hold back."
"Whatever…"Naruto pondered.
THEN YUMI DID THE THING NOBODY WOULD EVEN THINK SHE WOULD DO.
She…
She…
Sheee…….
POKED NARUTO WITH THE SPORK. Everyone made pools of sweatdrops.
Then she…
She..
THREW THE COTTON BALLS AT NARUTO
…..
THERE WAS LITTERALLY OCEANS OF SWEATDROPS NOW.
"COMON NARUTO FIGHT ME!"
The end.
I know it was stupid, but hey. I have the freedom of speech. Review please :D