THE PRESIDENTIAL RAPS
To the tune of "The Real Slim Shady"
Nader:
I'm a Green, yes I'm a Green
And Republicans and Democrats are very mean
So would the real Ralph Nader please stand up?
Please stand up...
Gore:
I'm Al Gore, yes I know I'm a bore
And I have to win since I'm so sore
Please recount...
Please recount...
Bush:
I'm a Republican yes, I'm a Republican
And all you democrats are big sore losers
So would the real Al Gore please shut up?
Please shut up...
Author's Note: No offense to all you Democrats out there, k? The race is over, but Gore seems to just can't get over the fact that HE LOST. But oh well...this is pretty much how hopeless our country is...how many weeks has it been since the election? Elections should not be decided in the courts...
And...by the way, don't kill me. Thanks.