The Better Chapters Start at Chapter 3
The Better Chapters Start at Chapter 3
The Better Chapters Start at Chapter 3
The Better Chapters Start at Chapter 3
The Better Chapters Start at Chapter 3
The Better Chapters Start at Chapter 3
Chapter 1
Percy's Point of View
"My hair's on fire!" Grover screamed while he flailed his arms around and started panicking, seriously, I mean it's just fire!
"Dude chill!"
"...are you serious?!"
"Hang on I've got the fire extinguisher!" why won't the stupid tabby thing come off?! Finally! Got it off! Then I pressed the button and the whole thing exploded!
Ha ha! Grover looks like frosty the snow man!
"That is the last time I am helping you bake cookies!" Grover shouted in my face. Ew! He got his Grover spittle in my eye!
"It's not my fault the kitchen burst into flames!"
"You sprayed gasoline everywhere!"
"Well excuse me for trying to make them cook faster!" I yelled at the, evil one! as Annabeth came into the kitchen. She looked around and had a kind of like 'okay...' look on her face but decided to just move past it.
"Whatever, I've got a telemarketer on the phone!" Annabeth yelled with joy as she jumped up and down.
"Yay!" Grover and I rejoiced as we all ran into Annabeth's living room and crowded around the phone.
"Hello Chase resident, I represent Americana and we would like to know-"
"How do you know my name?!" Annabeth asked him .
"Well I-"
"What's your name?!" Grover demanded.
"Bober."
"What kind of name is Bober" I asked him with a disgusted look on my face. I mean, seriously!
"I-I don't know!" the telemarketer dude screamed right before he burst into tears and sobs.
"You are free to go." Annabeth told the telemarketer guy, then like one second later all we heard was dial tone.
"Awesome! 45 seconds! That's a new record!" Grover told us, we all did a little happy dance.
"Who wants to harrass another telephone sales man?!" Annabeth asked us with a big smile on her face.
"Me!" Grover and I screamed in unison while jumping up and down with our hands in the air.
"Well too bad I'm out of minutes!" Way to burst our bubble Annabeth! "So let's go and take advantage of peoples hospitality and use their phones!"
"Yeah!" I yelled.
"Onward!"
At a Random Diner
"Hi!" I screamed at an innocent unsuspecting waitress.
"Hi...." she replied while slowly backing away from me, why did she do that? I'M A LIKEABLE PERSON!
"Can we use your phone?" Grover asked her as he stepped in front of me. Hey! He's a cutter!
"Sure it's in that corner." The waitress said as she pointed at the corner to the left, oh sure! You won't like me, but you'll like the guy who's half goat?!
We walked to the corner and picked up the phone.
"Does anyone the telemarketer's number?" Annabeth asked us, we said no.
"Okay I'll just call the operator."
"Why do you need to the doctor Annabeth? Are you sick?!" I asked Annabeth, what if she's sick?! I can't the get the chicken pox!
Annabeth just looks at me like she's really annoyed, being sick is not a joke! Then she called the doctor who apparently knew the telemarketer's number, hmm, who knew?!
"Hello, are you interested in purchasing a magazine subscription?"
"No! I want to buy an asparagus aquarium!" Annabeth screamed into the phone.
"An asparag-"
"Somebody's stealing my diary!" Grover shouted, it takes a really confident dude to say that out loud.
"Oh! Should I call 911?!"
"Yes I want fries with that WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR HEAD?!" I yelled at the telephone guy.
"It's like highschool all over again!"
"I want the letter Q for my birthday daddy!"
Then there was a big thud on the other end of the line.
"Is he still alive?" Grover asked.
"HEY ARE YOU STILL ALIVE OVER THERE?!" Annabeth screamed into the phone.
"Just don't talk to the bad people, they will go away! Don't talk to the bad people, they will go away!"
"Another success story!" Annabeth declared! That gets a well deserved YAY! Then the waitress came over.
"The owner said your disrupting the customers and would like to ask you to leave."
"Well we're not gonna!" Annabeth said with attitude to the waitress lady. You go Annabeth!
After we got forcefully kicked out....
"Put me down!" I screamed at the really buff dude, I guess I probably could have knocked him out with my skillz but I didn't feel like it. But then! he dropped me on the cold concrete ground! I am regretting my niceness!
"Ow! What is up with people!? No manners these days!" Annabeth complained.
"You got that right sistah!"
A/N: I hope you guys liked it! I want to know what you think so REVIEW! Thank you! :) If this story gets popular I might turn it into a series! :D