1AN: So there I was, sitting by my computer reading Inuyasha fanfics. Then I thought, ' I am really freakin bored' so I sat down and this is what I came up with.
Disclaimer: Seriously? No I dont own Inuyasha you dork.
The Untitled Funny Inuyasha Twoshot
Kagome POV
He doesn't even know where we are going. . . I thought. Inuyasha was leading us to naraku's hiding place. Or at least he thought he was. We had been walking for 5 hours straight.
"Hey, Inuyasha..." I said.
"Yeah, what?" he said.
"Maybe we should stop at that town? My feet are killing me. . ." I suggested.
"And i care?" he said. I glared at him.
"I think it's a good suggestion Kagome." said Sango, and Miroku and Shippo and Kirara nodded..
I smiled and hopped on my bike and started pedaling in that direction. Miroku, Sango, Shippo and Kirara followed me. I looked back and Inuyasha was goin the other way.
"Whatever!! But I'm going to find Naraku you traitors!" he yelled.
"He'll be back." I said.
"He needs to learn to swallow his pride once in a while." Sango agreed.
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After we found a place to sleep, I heard a noise outside. I walked out to see none other than Inuyasha on the roof. I put my hands on my hips.
"You know, it'll be much warmer inside." I said.
"Hmph." he said.
"Come on, Inuyasha. Come down." he didn't say anything.
"Fine. . . if that's what you want. Si-" his hand was over my mouth before I even got the word out.
"That's what I thought." I said, removing his hand.
I looked down at my hand in his and blushed. I removed my hand. "So... are you hungry? I saved some for you..." I said.
"Kind of." he admitted. In my book that was, "Yes freaking starving."
After he ate, we were sitting outside. Then I heard a very sharp noise followed by an " OW!"
I ran inside. Sango's eye was twitching and she looked pissed off. Miroku was laying on the floor, and the whole side of his face was blood red.
" Idiot." Me, Shippo, and Inuyasha said together.
"Awww WHY DID YOU DO THAT TO ME SANGO???" Miroku whined.
"AS IF YOU DON'T KNOW! You pervert, you swine. . . " she was shaking. She walked outside. I followed.
"If he wants to show me how he feels he better find a different way!" Sango vented. I patted her back.
When we went back inside everyone was sitting around.
" I am so bored. . . " I said.
"Same here..." said Sango.
"OOH! We should play Truth or Dare!!" I suggested!!!