The One Ring verse when Tolkien was bored:
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3 Rings for hogs and boars in the pigsty,
7 for blind moles who live in Styrofoam,
9 for whoever cares, just give me hobbit pie,
1 for the horses on the field, the ugly roan,
1 thing to get them all, and do something to them.
I do not care at all,
Just get this poem done with and send it off to the publisher and have it then rejected
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