I will be trying to do as many So Random sketches as I can. This is going to be like the script for them. So here you go.
Nico- Were did I put that remote.
Tawn- Honey, do you want beef or chicken?
Nico- Have you seen the TV remote my baseball game is on.
Tawni- I asked beef or chicken.
Nico- Neither I want my remote.
Tawni- Well maybe I cooked it into the chicken.
Nico- Then I'll take chicken. I just need my remote!
Tawni- Why don't you walk up to the TV and turn it on?
Nico- I'm already seated on the couch.
Zora- (runs through door) Search the couch cushions.
(Nico does what she says)
(Sonny is sitting in chair beside him. She is an advertiser)
Sonny- So Random makes sure none of this happens.
Nico- NO! This movie is due today! I've got to hurry.
Zora- I found the TV remote!
(Nico freezes in spot)
Nico- Give me my remote!
(Zora shakes her head no and Nico chases her around house before realizing he has to get to movie place)
(Nico runs out the door)
(Shows him with helmet on pedaling on a bike)
(A pizza car drives up next to him with Sonny in backseat)
Sonny- We make sure you never have to pay to watch us.
(Nico runs into the movie place holding the DVD case)
Nico- Here you go.
(Nico hands it to Grady behind the counter)
(Grady opens case just as Sonny walks in)
Grady- Sir there is no DVD in here.
(NIco turns around and grabs case)
Nico- Sorry.
(He slowly walks out head hanging)
Sonny- To bad he didn't try watching So Random.
(Nico closes the door, and Grady rings up Tawni)
Sonny- Don't waste your time on drama that you see on Mackenzie Falls. Have a laugh while watching So Random. It isn't on a DVD. It's on TV.
(Everyone walks off after cut then they come out later when being introduced to the audience)