Jaden and Syrus then stripped down their clothes and jumped into the pool and started splashing really hard.
"Gosh, it's really warm in here," said Syrus, eyeing Jaden.
"That's 'cause I peed," said Jaden.
Then Chazz jumped in the pool, but his hair stayed perfectly spiked, as if it were made of cement.
Chumley, who for some reason had pecks instead of breasts, cannon-balled into the pool creating a huge wave and sent Jaden flying. As he came down, Jaden squealed like a guinea pig giving birth and flailed his arms like a moron. He impaled himself on Chazz's hair and died.
Later that night, the whole academy celebrated Jaden's death with a bonfire which they burned his body with. Everyone roasted marshmallows on Chazz's hair cause it was so pointy. The girls tried to roast the marshmallows on his other pointy thing: his nose. Dr. Crowler ended up trying to eat a marshmallow straight off of Chazz's hair and immediately had explosive diarrhea that was so powerful it blew up the entire island. The only person who survived was Pharaoh the cat because he has nine lives cause he's a cat.
THE END