Leo: Okay to start this is NOT my opinion. I love some of these characters, so the character bashing is not me! It's Bakura I tell you XD Well this fic is made so you can see what Bakura REALLY thinks about people XD ENJOY! Warning for incessant swearing XP

Prolouge

It is I the great and wonderful Bakura, king of thieves! What exactly am I doing? Hell I'm really not sure. I stumbled upon hikari's computer. And i'm telling you it took me ten minutes just to type that. Damn Japanese keyboards. Damn keyboards in general. Of course in my perpetual boredom I've decided I'd make a little note of my opinion of youdunshi's friends.

Why? Do you ask? Because I'm fucking bored...Hikari is at that school place. Trying to learn. And there's only so many times I can play Pokemon before I get tired of it. Yes I've just admitted to playing Pokemon. So fucking sue me. It's a good game. It's just the TV show and card game that lacks...Besides, that's the only game hikari showed me...So it's not entirely my fault. But damn it that's besides the point.

Ah yes, the point was I'm going to tell you plain and simple just what I think of everyone! Unlike my hikari I won't sugar coat it! And if you're under thirteen, or cursing is like taboo to you, I'd leave. Because as hikari puts "I curse like a fucking banshee sailor". I added the fucking part though, cause hikari wouldn't say that...Neh, goody goody.

Though some people, coughryuuzakicoughhagacough, will not be mentioned because they're like not worth my bitching. Like Shuzuka, or what ever that bitch's name is. I know she's related to Jounouchi...I think she's a retard. And should have been pushed off a cliff in that spiffy wheel chair she was sporting when her eyes were bad.

Gah! This is not what this is for this is merely my introduction! It's so easy for me to get off track, my bad. Eeek...That's sounds odd on me, I won't say 'my bad' ever again...

Okay well on to my first victim! Yugi! The little snot.

xxx

Leo: I've already written this entire fic out. And it's only like 15 chapters (I don't remember) But for those of you waiting for me to update other things, this WILL NOT get in the way of those, so don't like kill me or anything ;>>