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Characters: [Buttercup, Butch]; Brick, Boomer

Rating: T for Totally Teen!

Type: Oneshot

Notes~ Second story- still not sure on this whole fanfiction thing. Bear with me and please- not too harsh.

Oh no he did not. He did not! I was pretty much stomping through the halls of school. His ass was going to be hung up on a mantel over my fireplace- Mr. Krabs style!

I pushed past everyone in my way, which was barely anyone because it was after school hours. Ugh- I can't even think I'm so mad! I can't even narrate dammit!

I passed (pushed) a familiar brunette, who gave me an almost scared look,"BC?" He had tried to walk after me, but I was too angry to stop and talk,"Buttercup!" He caught up with me as I made my way to the girls' locker room entrance.

Mitch stood in front of it before I could go inside,"Tell me what's up before you go in! I'm here for you, dude."

Dude. He had said dude. Like I was some guy. My scowl somehow got bigger as Mitch hit a nerve. I took the collar of his shirt in my hands and shoved him against the wall to the left of the locker room,"I am a girl. A female girl. I have a vagina and every month I get woman's monthly gift- so don't for one day call me dude or man o-or any other boy thing, okay?!"

He nodded quickly and I set him down. He put his hands around his neck and rubbed. Whoops, think I went too far. "But it's never bothered you before? What's up, BC?"

Butch will be up in a few seconds, up falling to his death. I still couldn't believe what he had said behind my back. This is why I'm not in a relationship. Boys are so unreliable. They're man whores! They think they can just be one way one time and another way another- well not with me. Butch should know I'm not a regular girl. I'm Buttercup Motherfucking Utonium.

I realized Mitch was still staring at me,"I heard Butch talking to his friends about me." I refused to make eye contact with Mitch as I spoke,"He said things."

"BC, we're best friends, you can tell me anything." I nodded and gestured for him to follow me.

I led him to the east side of the building, the same place the stairway to the roof of the school was. "Follow me."

Mitch looked surprised when I finished telling him. His eyebrows were raised. "Lemme get this straight. You and Butch have been dating?"

"Were you not listening? Yes! For like two weeks so far."

Mitch is dumb when it comes to feelings, but everything else he was okay with. "And he told his friends you were what?"

I groaned and rolled my eyes. Was he incapable of hearing or something! "So his friends were talking about Homecoming and they asked who he was gonna take, they said the only girl they had seen him around in a while was me. They asked if he was gonna take me and Butch said no he wasn't gay."

"I'm confused. Can you repeat the story?"

I was about to walk to my next class when I heard Butch's voice. Usually he gets me a burrito for lunch but he was late so I was looking around for him boutta ask why.

When I heard his voice I stopped and pressed my ear against the door, it was Miss Packard's history class, they had detention or something.

".. might cancel on going with you guys." Butch said. He sounded like he expected the worst.

Boy #1 said something I respected,"Wow, pussy."

"I can stay for the game, just not the dance and shit."

Boy #2: "Why not man? We been planning on taking these college girls forever."

Butch: "I have plans guys, sorry."

Boy #3: "Oh you're asking someone? Which girl are you gonna get lucky with this Homecoming?"

Boy #1: "Yeah share the deets of this girl."

Butch: "That's my business and my business only."

There was a silence then Boy #3 spoke: 'Never stopped you before"

Boy #2: "Is it Hannah, bro?"

Butch: Lord no.

Boy #1: Isabella? Rocky? Georgia?

Butch: Nope, nope, and that's a state bro.

Boy #3: Speaking of girls, you haven't spoken to a lot in the past month man. When's the last time you been laid?

Butch: Uh, you know. Like. regular amount of time.

Boy #2: Yeah the only girl you hang out with now is Buttercup.

Boy #3: Holy shit are you asking her?

Butch: What! w-wait..

Boy #3: Bro, everyone's gonna flip.

Butch: Guys cmon. Buttercup isn't considered a her. All she wears is fucking guy clothes, at this point i thought she identified as a male. I'm sorry. He.

They all laughed and my cheeks were burning hot.

Boy #3: So you're not asking her?

Butch: Hell to the no. I'd rather chop off my dick. Maybe she could use it for a transplant.

That's when I left and walked away.

"BC that sounds messed up. What are you gonna do? Castrate him?"

I looked at my feet and sighed. Laying down on the floor as Mitch sat quiet next to me. "That's what he said. Castrating him. You know I'm not always violent." I bit my lip. "I could be gentle." The last part I kind of whispered to myself. I was embarrassed that I was confiding in Mitch. I usually talk to my sisters.

To my surprise Mitch held my hand comfortingly. He gave me this look that was pity mixed with anger mixed with determination. "He's crazy. Crazy if he thinks he can say something like that and still date you. I'm really sorry he said that." He let go of my hand just to stand up and clench his fists. "I just wanna punch him in his dumb face."

He made me snicker and smile. That was actually pretty funny. Especially since I knew for a fact Butch would knock him silly. "No don't, it's okay. No offense but he would turn your face inside out."

Mitch turned red and sat back down. It was silent for a bit, we were both thinking about ways to get back at Butch which was when Mitch suddenly had this spasm thing. "I know what'll show him: going to homecoming with me instead. That way he gets mad and you got revenge without ripping off his reproductive organ. Plus, while we're on that topic I just want you to know that... I have f-"

"Hold that thought!" My idea had come out of nowhere and I just had to say it. Plus whatever Mitch had to say could wait. "What if I be the girliest girl ever and I show him how horrible it would be if I was nice. Good idea, huh?" I sat up and nudged him with my elbow. He said nothing. I nudged him harder. "Good idea, huh?" I repeated. Still nothing. "Oh what were you saying?"

His face turned a weird color of red. He probably had a fever or something. "Oh, I was just gonna, um.. You know say that my step sister Carly can help you get girly or whatever."

I smiled and got to my feet,"Thanks Mitch." I helped him up and gave him a short hug while I was at it. "Nice talk." With that I set off on the glorious path of revenge.

Carly looked me up and down. "Are you sure about this, BC?" I took a deep breath and nodded. Right now I was in Mitch's house with his stepsister Carly. He was sitting on her bed eating popcorn while Carly was using her super powers.

She shrugged and brought me over to the chair in front of the mirror. "So how long are you gonna be doing this?"

"Till the day after homecoming." She took my hair out of the ponytail and ruffled it up. It got longer wow. It was now almost to my boobs. When she ruffled it some hair landed in my face and I blew it away.

Carly rose her eyebrow and got some hair stuff. Whatever tf it was called. "That's a long time. Like two weeks. Is there a reason?"

In the mirror I looked at Mitch, we made eye contact. It was probably a bad idea. To tell her I mean. "Just want to see what it's like." I lied.

About an hour later she was done with my hair and eye makeup, I looked like a completely different person. My hair had way more volume, it was cleaner and shiner than usual and it felt like clouds. Somehow it looked longer. I made a face at Carly. How. She put the work in working her magic.

"Wow." I was speechless.

Mitch looked just as speechless as me, "Agreed."

Carly had a proud smirk on her face. She dangled a comb in her fingers. "Now for the rest of your makeup."

That's where I drew the line. I got up, almost tripping on the smock she put over me. "Woooah I don't do makeup, sweetheart."

"I'm not saying you're not pretty all ready, just that it'll make you even prettier. Then with the new hair and the new clothes you'll-"

"Hold it. What? I'm not getting new clothes. I'm fine. No makeup. No new clothes. I'm fine."

Carly shook her head at me. The rudeness! I frowned at her as she continued to disapprove. Disapprove me all you want you-. Mitch got up from his place in the bed and gave me the look. A look that meant It's the best idea.

I gave him the other look that said I'm not gonna buy new clothes because of Butch.

Mitch scoffed at me, resorting to talking out loud because we didn't have a look for whatever he was about to say. "We'll buy it. Are you forgetting that my stepdad is loaded." Oh yeah. Mitch's mom wasn't poor before but she wasn't rich either, then she met a guy named Matt Jones, blah blah blah, married 7 months later and now he has a stepsister. I forgot the details but yeah, now they were rich. Now that I think about it we do need a look for that.

Well if doing up my hair wasn't enough, I guess I didn't have a choice. I nodded reluctantly and Carly smiled and cheered, "SHOPPING!" I literally almost fell out of my chair.

Ain't nobody asking for a White Chicks reference.

Does anybody absolutely want to see the shopping part of it? Like I can show the shopping part next chapter with the days leading up to homecoming or I just show the days leading up to homecoming. And homecoming. Whatever the readers want.

Okay so next chapter is either:

A) The shopping spree and the days leading up to homecoming with a big 3rd chapter of the homecoming itself and a 4th chapter with the aftermath.

B) The days leading up to homecoming, but I put more days, big 3rd chapter homecoming and aftermath for 4th

C) Or I just shut up and leave the story there.

Okay! Please vote! PM me or comment. Thank youuuu!

-Rowdypuff