A: I am a guy.
B: If I owned this, I wouldn't be writing fanfics about it now would I?
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"Here again Saionji?"
"Oh shut up."
"So who was it this time? Utena again?"
"That was only two weeks ago."
"So why did she stop at just one slap? Nevermind, I think I can guess."
"Hmph."
"So judging by that giant pack on your face, you have a black eye. Care to fill in the details?"
"Grrr..."
"Wait a moment...that pack is from West Dorm."
"Utena gave it to me."
"So let me get you straight...Anthy hit you?"
"...little bitch laid me out."
"...PFFT! Hahahahaha...!"
"Shut up, it's not funny Juri!"
"Of c-course its not-(snrk)-funny, its hilarious! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
"I hate the monthlies..."