A/N:I've realized that all my stories on are shitty and pointless and make absolutely no sense so I'm going to write some more! Of course if you don't mind… haha! I was kidding like I'd give a shit if you didn't mind or not! I'm going to do it anyway.
Harry: Welcome to sexy party time!! Yeah! I like that!
Hermione: You are such a perverted, depressed loser. You're supposed to invite me first! Hells Yes!
Ron: God that is so out of character of you Hermione and the whole slutty party girl bitch who gets all the guys definitely does not work for you I mean your not even pretty! Look at those two ugly front teeth! I mean damn! Do you ever brush those ugly things you call teeth?! And god your hair! Have you ever heard of a brush like damn go back to your American cousin so she can give you a makeover!
Harry: Ohh… she got bitched…
Hermione: (Drops her jaw and then screams)
Harry: Haha! Yo look what you did her jaw fell off! Lmao Bitch!
Hermione: Gwet Wadamn Pofrey!!
Ron: not until you admit you done burned by me Ron Weasley!
Hermione: (screams and faints)
Harry: (Whistles) So… what do you want to do with her? (Raises eyebrows suggestively)
Ron: (gives him a disgusted look) Eww! You little nasty! You know I don't like girls
Especially this one, EWW!
(Professer Snape walks in with some ghetto shades on which does not look good on him)
Snape: Dude you gonna throw that thing out in the trash?
Ron: Aren't you a teacher? What the hell are you doing here its Harry's sexy party and he defiantly didn't invite an old fart who digged Harry's mom but got rejected by her
Snape: Dude you just wrecked my whole cool guy look. (Pulls off his shades and his blonde wig and his shirt and his shorts to reveal something horrifying)
Ron: Holy shit… Oh My God you're, you're Lily Potter!
Harry: (stops observing his nails to look up at his own mom) WOW!! Mommy! I thought…(runs over to hug her but then sees his mom's face coming down from a zipper)
Snape: (looks uncomfortable) I tend to… dress up, as other people… know get back to your common rooms before I expel you!
A/N:Wow that might be short but damn I can't believe I completed this. Anyway see Ya I've got to get off the computer and start having a life again! See ya!