The day that Lila Elizabeth Anderson- Hummel was born was a hectic mess. For one, there was a hurricane going on outside, but that wasn't stopping little Lila from making her way into the world. Brittany, who had graciously agreed to be Kurt and Blaine's surrogate, had woken up in the middle of the night in immense pain. Yup, She was in labor.
"Santana…" She said as she tried to wake up her wife. Santana and Brittany lived right next door to the original loft that Kurt and Rachel had bought many years ago. Rachel lived there alone now and Kurt and Blaine lived in an apartment just one floor down. It was great being all together, but having separate apartments. Those first years when they all shared the loft were fun, but no one had any privacy at all.
Santana stirred when Brittany began poking at her and she sat up. "Britt?" She asked sleepily. "What is it?"
"I- I think I'm in labor." Brittany said as she broke off as another contraction rippled through her body. "San - it really hurts."
"Oh god…" Santana muttered as she pulled herself out of bed. "Okay… we need…" She started muttering to herself.
"San, just call Kurt and Blaine first." Brittany moaned.
"Right!" She said as she grabbed her cell phone. It kept ringing and ringing. "Come on…" She muttered. Finally she heard Blaine's voice, still half asleep, come over the phone.
"Hello?" he muttered.
"Wake up gel head because my wife is in a lot of pain and it's your sperm's fault." Santana said quickly.
"What? Santana I just woke up, slow down." Blaine said.
"Brittany is in LABOR!" She screamed. "Was that slow enough for you?"
"Oh god, but it's storming outside. No one's supposed to go out in this, especially in a car. The streets are practically flooding." Blaine said.
"Do you really think that's stopping your kid?" Santana screamed. "You and Hummel better get down here and bring Rachel too. We're going to need all the help we can get."
"Okay, we'll be right down." Blaine said before hanging up. Santana hung up the phone and looked over to her wife who was moaning in pain. She walked over to her and began running her fingers through Brittany's blonde hair.
"How bad is the pain honey?" She asked.
"Bad…" Brittany cried.
"Shh, shh don't cry." Santana cooed. "Let's think about something else." she suggested. "I hope that she has your hair. If that poor child get's Blaine's hair then she's screwed." Brittany giggled.
"Oww… San the contractions are really close together. When are we going to the hospital?" she asked.
"Well...we're not. It's raining too hard." Santana said lightly not wanting to scare Brittany more than she already was.
"So… I… have to have this baby here?" She asked. "No...I can't." Brittany said as she pushed herself up. "I need to have this baby in a place where they have doctors and pain killers."
"We're going to call 911… just as soon as Kurt and Blaine get here." Santana told her. "They can get you there."
"Okay fine." Brittany said as she laid back down. Suddenly there was a knock on their door.
"I'll be right back."Santana said. When she opened the door, she saw that Kurt and Blaine were outside. "Get in here now." She said pulling them by the arms. Kurt went over to where Brittany was and sat down.
"Hey Britt." He said. She didn't even pay attention to Kurt. She looked over and Blaine and pointed at him.
"You did this to me." Brittany screamed. "Let me at him. I'm going to kill him." Santana and Kurt held Brittany down. Blaine looked genuinely scared. Brittany had always been the nice and friendly. That was why they hadn't chosen Santana as there surrogate. They both loved her, but Santana and extra hormones was a scary concept. It was at this point that Rachel barged in without even knocking.
"What's going on?" She asked.
"Brittany's in labor…and she's trying to kill me." He said quietly. Suddenly Brittany let out a loud cry.
"I think the baby is coming now. I feel this weird pressure." Brittany cried.
"Okay, I'm calling 911." Rachel said as she took out her phone. When the operator picked up, Rachel rambled off what was wrong. "She says that someone is going to need to catch the baby." Santana and Kurt each pressed a finger to there nose to signal that it was not going to be them. Blaine was about to put his finger on his nose when Rachel glared at him. "I'm talking to the operator. You win." Blaine sighed and went down and crouched next to Brittany.
"I promise I won't look too much." Blaine said.
"Blaine, you are delivering our child! You have to look.' Kurt yelled.
"You know what, when you are catching the baby, you can decided how to do it." Blaine snapped back.
"Damn, the hobbit is not good with this stuff. Didn't you want to be a doctor at one point?" Santana asked.
"Shut up." Blaine yelled back.
"Guys stop fighting. The person said that you need to pull Brittany's legs back and she needs to push." Rachel said. "Not pushing could hurt the baby."
Santana and Kurt looked at each other and pulled back one of Brittany's legs.
"Okay, Britt, push." Blaine said.
"Shut up Blaine Warbler! Don't tell me what to do!" She screamed.
"Okay, push when you feel like it." Blaine stammered out.
"Come on Britt do it for me." Santana said. Brittany nodded and started to push. Blaine watched as his daughter was being born. Whoever said the miracle of birth was beautiful was wrong. It was horrifying. Blaine was so glad he was gay. Finally Blaine caught his daughter and pulled her out. He grabbed the towel that they had gotten from the bathroom and wrapped it around her. He rubbed circles on her chest until she began crying. Blaine smiled down at his daughter. She was so beautiful. Kurt walked over and sat down next to Blaine with tears of joy in his eyes.
"She's so beautiful. Britt, I think she has your hair. But, she definitely has Blaine's nose." Kurt said.
"Can I hold her?" Brittany asked. Blaine nodded and walked over to her and put the baby in her arms.
"Hi baby." Brittany cooed. "Does she have a name?"
"We decided on Lila Elizabeth Anderson-Hummel." Kurt told her.
"Oh that's so pretty." Brittany replied. 'Blaine, I'm sorry I threatened to kill you." she apologized.
"It's okay Britt." Blaine assured her. After Brittany was finished, she passed Lila to Santana and then over to Rachel and finally back to her fathers. Kurt held her in his arms and rocked her back and forth.
"Welcome to the world, Lila Elizabeth." he said. He couldn't believe that his baby was finally here.
