Yay! I've finally gotten out of my writer's block. Anyway, I guess I really needed a break for Ratchet and Clank:Favorite Pastimes. Don't worry, I'll get back on it one day, but I really wanted to write a story like this. Anyway, let the Horror/Humor begin. Also, Deviant Artist that have done Jak,Ratchet,and Sly animatronics, I want to ask for forgiveness for writing a FanFic based on your images and I want to thank you for wacking this idea in my head and getting me out of my writer's block. Lastly, I thank everyone that has followed me and has given reviews for being this patient on some of my stories. Also, Freddy was a hard one to pick. At first I was going to use Kratos but then I realized that Kratos is the son of Zeus so Kratos would not be killed and stuffed into a animatronic, the person that would try to kill Kratos would be most likely just be beaten to death by Kratos. So, I'm kinda happy how my final choice went.

Disclaimer: Don't own PlayStation All Stars Battle Royale or Five Nights at Freddy's.

FNAF character - PSASBR character

Freddy Fazbear - Sweet Tooth

Bonnie the Bunny - Sly Cooper

Chicka the Chicken - Ratchet (AN: No, Ratchet is not turned into a girl just because Chicka's a girl. Ratchet is still a male Lombax. He's just covered in a lot of blood. Go check out Deviant Art and look up animatronic Ratchet to see what I'm talking about.)

Foxy - Jak

Golden Freddy - Sackboy (AN: Wait! What? Sack Boy as Golden Freddy? Well, Sack Boy is pretty quiet so there's your answer.)

Security Guard - Dante (AN: Okay, I don't want to hurt any Devil May Cry fans, but sometimes I just want to beat the crap out of Dante.)

Phone Guy - Kratos (AN: Personally, I'd be more afraid on Kratos than the phone guy in FNAF. Besides, Kratos fits the theory perfectly and having Kratos as Freddy just doesn't seem to work.)

Alright, let's press the start button on this.

Save them... Save them. Save them!...You can't.

I jumped awake as my alarm clock rang out five thirty in the after noon. So yeah, now I have two jobs; hunting demons and working at a pizzeria, best jobs in the whole world. I slipped the pizzeria jacket over my shirt as I left my sword in my apartment. I don't think I'll need the sword tonight anyway, I mean, I'm just going to be sitting around guarding a little kiddie pizzeria, right?

It took me forty minutes to get from my apartment to the pizzeria and ten minutes to get to the security room and at six p.m., I was freaked the crap out by the phone ringing off that broke the silence. That's when the message played my fate. "Hello, mortal. Welcome to your first night on the job. As you may have noticed, the place is slightly run down and in need of repairs, but don't be frightened by the dark corners or by the animatronics that all the guards before you had complained about. Just so you know, if you complain like all the others did; you'll find yourself in...unemployment. Good luck. You're gonna need it." CLICK I was frozen solid in fear now since almost half the night had passed and nothing has moved, but that phone guy, man he really freaked me out with that voice of his.

"Okay, you can do this, Dante. You've faced demons more terrifying than this." I tried to calm myself down as each passing second snailed on by. Okay. Four a.m., I can do this and I will just do the same thing every night. It's just three easy steps:

Step 1: Check Cams 1C and 1A.

Step 2: If ANY of the animatronics have moved, look for them.

Step 3: STAY ALIVE BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY!

Turns out that step one will give me nightmares because upon checking Cam 1A, I was greeted with the faces of Ratchet the Lombax, Sly Cooper the Raccoon and Sweet Tooth the Clown. Sweet Tooth wasn't so scary, but Ratchet and Sly freaked me beyond scared senseless. I was really glad that none of those three had moved what so ever, and when I checked 1C, I wasn't freaked out since nothing really happened. just an OUT OF ORDER sign over on the left. when the clock rang 6 a.m., I got out of there as the guy taking the day shift pulled up in the parking lot. "You are pretty lucky." Nate said to me as he passed by to take my place, " Other night guards never make it past the first night. But I'd watch out for Jak. He can get pretty angry really fast." Great. I can't wait for my shift again. Does the world just hate me?

Okay, so, there's chapter one. Don't worry. Night Two will be a lot better. I promise. Please Review!

~Jak Cooper the Lombax