Something With Nothing to do with Anything Here
Summary: Something completely out of place.
Disclaimer: This is a Parody. I do not own Bleach. That goes to the guy who wrote Bleach, to which I yell "EXPLAIN!"
Short Number One
"It's a hollow Ichigo, let's go!" Rukia said as she jumped out of Ichigos' closet while Ichigo pooped in the mod soul from the plushy named Kon. Rukia also exited her body and they both jumped out of the window and ran down the street to the hollow. Karin, feeling a bit random, was watching them run down the road and decided to fallow them. She arrived just as the hollow was defeated.
She decided to speak up just as they were about to leave. "Hey did you know that coffee does not wake some people up in the morning but makes them crap out much really hard shit and blood for an hour and afterwards it makes them feel as if they were violently violated in the ass hole? If the coffee does not wake you up in the morning, I bet that will." Karin said randomly.
They chased her down the road angrily. "Did you know that food poisoning goes away in eight hours? Your fluids will be exiting your body from the beginning for the first hour to the very last hour." Karin said as she was running and laughing.
"Did you know that if you apply enough force in a kick to make a football (not American football) burst into pieces, you can literally kill a person with that kick?" She continued her randomness.
"WHAT KIND OF DRUG DID HAT AND CLOGS GIVE YOU!" Ichigo yelled at her as she was saying the random thing about the football. He thought about beating up that shop keeper.
"ICHIGO SHE IS JUST A HUMAN, STOP CHASING HER IN SHINIGAMI FORM!" Rukia said as she kicked him.
"ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND, SHE IS MY SISTER AND SHE SOUNDS LIKE SHE LOST HER MIND! I THOUGHT SHE WAS THE SINCE-ABLE ONE!" He yelled at Rukia who had him down on the ground.
"Did you know that according to Yuzu, Ichigo is scared of spiders? She said she heard him scream like a girl at one while I was at football practice. Oh and this is pay back for making me out to be crazy when I said that I saw you in shinigami form, Ichi-nii." Karin said randomly as she ran in the direction of the clinic they called home. Ichigo was now embarrassed. Rukia had learned his second worst fear. His first fear was not being able to protect the people he cared about and they all dying because of him. "I am going to have a talk with hat and clogs." He told Rukia as he got her off of him.
He went to the Urahara Shop (Shop is used because I have figured out how to put the line above the o when typing shoten. See?). He barged in and started yelling for Urahara. "HEY HAT AND CLOGS WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO MY SISTER!"
"Why I do not know what you mean Kurosaki?" Kisuke said with the fan already over his face.
"DO NOT PLAY DUMB WITH ME, KARIN JUST CAME TO ME WHILE I WAS IN SHINIGAMI FORM AND STARTED SPOUTING RANDOM SHIT. HOW IN THE HELL CAN SHE SEE ME AND WHAT DID YOU DO TO MAKE HER DO THIS!" He yelled in rage at the shop keeper.
"I have done nothing to her, maybe she is just in a random mood or maybe she is just made that you tried to make her look crazy when she confronted you, or maybe, just maybe, she wanted to prove to you that she can see you plain as day. She could always see them as well as you have and can sense them better then you from afar, resulting in a headache. I do not see why you would think she does not have way more than enough reiryoku and reiatsu to see you in shinigami form, or are you just in complete denial?" The shop keeper just ran thought the possibilities. Ichigo just gave up and went home thinking that the shop keeper would not tell him anything at all. When he got home he questioned his sister about this.
"Well of course I can see you, only Yuzu can't and I already told you this was pay back." She told him after he answered his questions. He gave up completely, not really believing but thinking he might just be in denial at the same time.
End of short. Could be another one coming soon in this story, but it will not be a continuation of this one.